Unbelievable KL Luxury: Diamond Suites Times Square - Your Dream Stay Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the glitzy, possibly-slightly-gaudy world of Unbelievable KL Luxury: Diamond Suites Times Square! Let's get real, shall we? This isn't your grandma's budget motel (though, bless her heart, she probably would love it). This is about embracing the chaos, the sparkle, and maybe, just maybe, stumbling into a truly unforgettable stay.
First Impressions – Is it Bling or Bloat?
Alright, the name alone screams "luxury," right? Diamond Suites Times Square. It's like they’re laying it all on the line from the get-go. So, let's assess:
- Accessibility: (Okay, gotta start with something slightly boring but important.) We're talking elevators (thank GOD!), though I didn't personally have to navigate with mobility issues, I did see ramps and the usual accommodations, so props for that.
- Cleanliness and Safety: (The COVID Circus): Okay, here's where things get serious. I’m a germaphobe by nature (thanks, 2020!). They seem to be taking this seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff wearing masks, and I saw cleaning crews religiously scrubbing everything. I’m talking professional-grade sanitizing, individually wrapped food (thank you, sweet baby Jesus!), and…well, a whole lotta sanitization. They claim to have anti-viral cleaning products. A few of these hotels do, but I can't confirm it. They're also doing these deep cleans between guests. That's a win in my book.
- Rooms sanitized between stays - that's a BIG PLUS!
- Room sanitization opt-out available - Now, if you are one of those that doesn't want them cleaning, that's an option.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Safe dining setup.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
- Cashless payment service.
- Daily disinfection in common areas.
The Diamond Suites: My Own Personal Oasis? (Or Just a Fancy Hotel Room?)
Now, for the juicy bits. I snagged a room, and OH MY GOD, the size! (Remember, "Diamond" in the name, people!) It's huge! So, what's it actually like?
- Available in all rooms: I noticed Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (hell yes!), Bathroom phone (odd, but okay!), Bathtub (ahhh!), Blackout curtains (saviors!), Carpeting (classic hotel!), Closet, Coffee/tea maker (essential for this coffee fiend!), Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping (bless!), Desk, Extra long bed (finally!), Free bottled water (always a plus!), Hair dryer, High floor (feeling fancy!), In-room safe box, Internet access, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar (temptation!), Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale (the dreaded scale!), Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub (luxurious!), Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens (fresh air, finally!).
- "Internet access – wireless" and "Wi-Fi [free]": (Gotta check the socials!) The Wi-Fi was actually decent. No buffering during the movie marathon. So, that's important.
- The extra long bed: Hallelujah! I love a big bed.
- The Seating area: Good for work, good for coffee.
- The Separate shower/bathtub: I'm a sucker for a good soak.
- The Slippers: Never underestimate the joy of hotel slippers.
The Amenities Avalanche: Time to Indulge!
This is the fun part. They've got a lot to offer. Let's see if the reality matches the promise.
- Things to do / way to relax:
- Body scrub.
- Body wrap.
- Fitness center - I didn't actually use it, but it looked pretty well-equipped.
- Foot bath.
- Gym/fitness.
- Massage.
- Pool with view - The highlight, for me. That pool! Infinity pool, overlooking the city. Stunning. I could have spent all day there. It’s honestly worth the price of admission!
- Sauna.
- Spa.
- Spa/sauna.
- Steamroom.
- Swimming pool.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- A la carte in restaurant - Always nice to have options on demand.
- Alternative meal arrangement - Good for fussy eaters.
- Asian breakfast.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant.
- Bar - they had a bar.
- Bottle of water - Nice touch.
- Breakfast [buffet] - The buffet was pretty grand. Lots of options. Some dishes were better than others, but hey, it's a buffet!
- Breakfast service.
- Buffet in restaurant.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant.
- Coffee shop.
- Desserts in restaurant.
- Happy hour - Always a win.
- International cuisine in restaurant.
- Poolside bar.
- Restaurants - Multiple options.
- Room service [24-hour] - I took advantage of this more than once (no judgment!).
- Salad in restaurant.
- Snack bar.
- Soup in restaurant.
- Vegetarian restaurant.
- Western breakfast.
- Western cuisine in restaurant.
The Pool: My Own Personal Paradise (Almost)
Okay, I'm gonna dedicate a whole paragraph just to the pool. Because it deserved it. The view was UNREAL. I mean, from the moment I stepped out onto that deck, my jaw dropped. It was a real "wow" moment. The water was refreshing (it was hot outside!), and the cocktails from the poolside bar were divine. There! They just nail the vibe. I'm not sure if the pool is actually made of diamonds, but it felt like it when I sat there sipping a cocktail looking at the skyline.
The Food: A Rollercoaster (But Mostly Up)
Okay, the food. Let's be real. Hotel food can be hit or miss. The breakfast buffet? Huge. Overwhelming, even. Everything from the usual suspects to some more exotic Asian options. Some dishes were amazing, some… not so much. But hey, options are good, right? The room service was convenient, even if it was a little pricey. (But hey, I was on vacation, dammit!) The poolside bar snacks were… perfect. Simple but tasty.
Services and Conveniences: Your Comfort is Paramount (Kind Of)
- Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events.
- Business facilities.
- Cash withdrawal.
- Concierge - They were helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out - Another plus!
- Convenience store.
- Currency exchange.
- Daily housekeeping.
- Doorman.
- Dry cleaning.
- Elevator.
- Essential condiments - I'm sure you can get what you need.
- Facilities for disabled guests.
- Food delivery.
- Gift/souvenir shop.
- Indoor venue for special events.
- Invoice provided.
- Ironing service.
- Laundry service.
- Luggage storage.
- Meeting/banquet facilities.
- Meetings.
- Meeting stationery.
- On-site event hosting.
- Outdoor venue for special events.
- Projector/LED display.
- Safety deposit boxes.
- Seminars.
- Shrine.
- Smoking area.
- Terrace.
- Wi-Fi for special events.
- Xerox/fax in business center.
The Downsides (Let's be Honest)
Look, it's not perfect. A few minor gripes:
- It's Not Cheap: This is luxury, folks. Expect to pay for it. But is it worth it…? See below.
- Service Level: It was good, but it could have been slightly better. Sometimes you had to wait a bit for things like room service (but hey, I was on vacation, remember?) and the staff weren’t always as attentive as they could
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel brochure. We're heading to KL, baby, and we're doing it my way. Which, let's be honest, is often a chaotic, delicious mess. We're starting with KL Diamond Suites @ Times Square, because, hey, location, location, location! (And I got a killer deal.)
Kuala Lumpur: The Unfiltered Edition - A Ramble Through a City of Noodles and Unexpected Awesomeness
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Sweaty Embrace of KL
- Time: 8:00 AM - Ugh, the flight. Let's just say my attempts and sleep were laughably unsuccessful. My neck feels like it's been folded into a pretzel.
- Event: Arrive at KLIA (Kuala Lumpur International Airport). Immigration was… surprisingly pleasant! The officer even cracked a smile, which, honestly, is a win after dealing with cramped plane seats and questionable airplane food.
- Transportation: KLIA Ekspres train to KL Sentral. So easy, even I could manage it after 3 hours of sleep. Glorious air conditioning! I'm already loving KL for this alone.
- Transportation part 2: Grabbed a Grab (Malaysian Uber-esque thing) to the KL Diamond Suites. The driver, bless his heart, seemed to think he was competing in the Grand Prix. My stomach did a few flips.
- Time: 10:00 AM - Check-in - Finally! Hooray for air conditioning and not having to stand on my feet!
- Event: Check in at the Diamond Suites. The lobby is all glitz and gold (a bit much, if you ask me, but hey, it's Times Square!). My room? Spacious enough, decent view. More importantly, the bed looks promising! I collapse onto it, letting out a groan of pure relief.
- Time: 11:00 AM - The Initial Reconnaissance and the Quest for Caffeine
- Event: Wander around Times Square. Okay, it's a mall, a big one, but it's also a fascinating microcosm of KL life. Found a dodgy looking coffee shop. The barista looked slightly unhinged, but the coffee? Strong enough to wake the dead. Success!
- Time: 12:00 PM - Lunch Disaster (and redemption!)
- Event: Attempt to eat at a food court. My culinary courage failed me. Ended up with something that looked like noodles. Ate a few bites. Texture: vaguely rubbery. Flavor: questionable. Abandoned the lunch mission, feeling a sense of profound disappointment.
- Time: 1:00 PM - Refueling and Regrouping!
- Event: Head back to the Suites to rest and plan for the evening.
- Time: 6:00 PM - Night Market Adventure!
- Event: I'm going to wander through the night market nearby.
- Time: 7:00 PM - My initial night market plan fell apart because I was distracted.
- Event: Went to the "Fahrenheit88" mall. I got way too excited about the art installation and spent a solid hour taking photos. Totally worth it.
- Time: 8:30 PM - Food, Glorious Food (Take Two)
- Event: I'm eating at a restaurant. Ordered some noodles. And I think it's chicken. It was the best noodles I've ever tasted!
- Time: 10:00 PM - Back to the Suites!
- Event: Crawling back to the hotel and collapsing into bed!
Day 2: Petronas Towers, Chocolate Shops, and a Lesson in Humility
- Time: 9:00 AM - Breakfast and Big Plans!
- Event: Ate breakfast at the hotel. Now, this was a win! The buffet had a variety of foods. I stuffed my face with everything!
- Transportation: Grab. Because I'll never get comfortable using KL's public transport system!
- Time: 10:00 AM - Petronas Towers! - The most iconic landmark of KL!
- Event: The Petronas Towers. Okay, these things are genuinely awe-inspiring. Truly, a testament to human engineering. The view from the skybridge is breathtaking, if a little terrifying. I'm not great with heights, but the sense of accomplishment was worth it.
- Time: 12:00 PM - Chocolate Paradise! (And a slight shopping addiction…)
- Event: The first chocolate shop. I spent an hour sampling truffles and buying way too much chocolate. No regrets. In my defense, Malaysian chocolate is AMAZING. I mean, seriously, it's like a chocolate explosion in your mouth.
- Time: 3:00 PM - Cultural Immersion (with a heavy dose of silliness)
- Event: Did a whirlwind tour of the Central Market and Little India. The colors, the smells, the chaos! Honestly, it's a sensory overload in the best possible way.
- Time: 6:00 PM - Dinner Blues
- Event: Went to the restaurant I was originally heading to, but it was closed.
- Time: 7:00 PM - Trying a different restaurant.
- Event: Trying a fancy restaurant that actually had great food.
- Time: 9:00 PM - Back to the Suite.
Day 3: More Food, Temple Visits, and the Unexpected Delights of KL
- Time: 9:00 AM - Exploring the City!
- Event: I'm going to the Batu Caves. I wonder what it will be like.
- Transportation: Taxi, because I'm not a masochist.
- Time: 10:00 AM - Batu Caves - Monkeys and Temples!
- Event: The Batu Caves. The stairs were a workout, but the view from the top was worth it. The monkeys were cheeky little devils, trying to steal anything shiny. I saw a guy drop his ice cream. Pure, unadulterated comedy.
- Time: 12:00 PM - The Return!
- Event: Lunch and more cafe's.
- Time: 3:00 PM - Going back to the Suites
- Event: Laying in bed.
- Time: 7:00 PM - Back to the city, one last time!
- Event: Going to the night market.
Day 4: Departure - The bittersweet symphony of goodbyes and souvenirs
- Time: 9:00 AM - Last Breakfast!
- Event: One last delicious breakfast at the hotel. I'm going to miss this.
- Time: 10:00 AM - Shopping For Souvenirs.
- Event: I'm going to buy souvenirs! Not for others, of course. Gotta get some for myself.
- Time: 12:00 PM - Check-out and Farewell to KL.
- Event: Check out of the Diamond Suites.
- Transportation: Grab to the airport.
- Time: 2:00 PM - Airport.
- Event: Boarding and Departure.
- Transportation: Plane to home.
- Time: Whatever time I land - Home!
Final Thoughts:
KL, you beautiful, chaotic, food-filled city, you were amazing! The food, the culture, the sheer energy of the place… it's all unforgettable. Okay, maybe I didn't stick to the plan perfectly. Maybe I got lost a few times. Maybe I spent too much time shopping, and didn't leave enough time to see a particular sight, but those imperfections are what made it real. I'm already dreaming of my next visit. And next time, I’m definitely going to learn some basic Malay.
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Okay, seriously, is the room *actually* as amazing as the pictures?
Ugh, the pictures. They always lie, don't they? In this case... kinda, sorta, maybe? The suite *is* generally gorgeous. Think: sprawling space, panoramic views (if you're lucky to get a good view and I wasn't all the time, the pool view was the best by far!), and enough marble to make a Roman emperor blush. But listen, let me tell you about the *first* room. I walked in, practically drooling over the giant windows, and BAM! A dead dragonfly, crushed sadly on the velvet couch. A *dead dragonfly*. It's a small thing, I know, but it immediately deflated the "luxury" bubble. Call me picky, but I expect a dragonfly-free environment in luxury. Second time, it was a stray hair. Then another. Housekeeping, bless their hearts, sometimes miss the small details. So, yes, the rooms are impressive, but keep an eye out for the tiny imperfections, it's just... real. and I mean really real.
What about the pool and gym? Are they actually worth using?
The pool? YES! The gym... let's just say it depends on your definition of "gym." The pool is phenomenal. Infinity edge, gorgeous views, perfect for Instagramming your "effortless" poolside life. I'd probably spend 3 hours a day there if I could. The gym, though... hmm. It's functional, I mean, you can work out. But imagine a gym that feels like it's been built with the left over materials from the rest of the building. A few weights, some treadmills that occasionally decide to go rogue, and a lingering sense of "meh." Still, it *is* there. And sometimes, a good treadmill battle against the will of the machine is invigorating, you know? Keeps you on your toes, literally, but always use with caution .
Is the location really as convenient as they say? How easy is it to get around?
Location, location, location! It's Times Square, folks. That means... *everything* is right there. Shopping, food, entertainment, the works. You can literally walk downstairs and be in the heart of the action. Perfect for a shopaholic like me. Public transport is also a breeze. the monorail station is close by! Just be prepared for the crowds. It's Kuala Lumpur, not a quiet seaside town. The noise, the energy, it can be overwhelming at times. But hey, that's part of the KL experience, right? Embrace the chaos! Just remember, you're living the action but not the quiet.
What's the deal with the noise? Is it super loud at night?
Okay, so the noise... it's a thing. Especially if you're a light sleeper like me. Remember I said the location is amazing? Well, it's amazing *because* it's in the middle of everything. That means sirens, car horns, general city hustle and bustle. My first night, I think I had a dream about a jackhammer. I couldn't find the on/off switch for it! Seriously, bring earplugs. Or, you know, embrace the urban symphony. Once you've lived with it, you get used to it, you could even sleep with it.
How's the customer service? Are the staff friendly and helpful?
The staff, generally, are lovely. Truly. They're polite, eager to please, and always smiling. But... (there's always a but, isn't there?) ...sometimes there's a bit of a language barrier. And occasionally, you get a situation that's just... surreal. One time, I tried to order room service, and the person on the phone seemed to have absolutely no idea what I was talking about. After much back-and-forth, they eventually told me they didn't have "toast." TOAST! In a hotel that claims luxury? I swear, the image of a bewildered person in the kitchen, staring at a loaf of bread, will forever haunt me. Overall the customer service is good and I can't fault it, they're trying their best and that's all that matters!
Are there any hidden extra costs or fees I should be aware of?
Always, ALWAYS read the fine print! Like any hotel, there might be some sneaky fees lurking in the shadows. Parking, maybe? Or a resort fee? And the mini-bar? Oh, the mini-bar... Those little bottles of overpriced everything have a way of adding up. So, do your research, ask questions, and prepare yourself for the potential sticker shock. It's not always a deal breaker, but no one likes a surprise bill.
Is there anything you wish you knew *before* you went?
Honestly? Pack extra earplugs. Seriously. And maybe a small bottle of cleaning spray for those inevitable "dragonfly moments." Oh, and another thing. Don't forget your phone charger. It sounds silly, but I went through a whole DAY without one and it made the trip 10x harder. I wish I also knew about the breakfast situation. It was adequate, but nothing to write home about. I'd have skipped it altogether and found some local street food. Way more interesting. Way more delicious.
So, overall, would you recommend it?
Okay, so... Would I recommend the Diamond Suites? Here's the thing. It's a mixed bag. The rooms are beautiful, the pool is fantastic, the location is unbelievably convenient. But the small imperfections, the potential noise, the occasionally wonky service... it's not picture-perfect. It's more like... real-world luxury. And is it worth the price tag? That depends.
Now, the real question is this: Would I go back? You know, maybe. Because despite the flaws, there's a certain charm to the place. It's got character. It's got energy. It's got a pool that's calling my name. And the memories... those random, slightly chaotic memories... they're the most luxurious thing of all. So yeah, go. Just lower your expectations slightly, pack those earplugs, and prepare for an adventure. You might just love it, imperfections and all. Because at the end of the day itLuxury Stay Blog
KL Diamond Suites @times Square Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
KL Diamond Suites @times Square Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
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