HANNA San Diego: Your Florianópolis Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into HANNA San Diego: Your Florianópolis Paradise Awaits! and I'm about to tell you everything! Forget the perfectly polished brochure – this is the real deal, warts and all, and trust me, it's gonna be a ride.
First Impressions & That Sweet, Sweet Accessibility (and a Few Blunders!)
Right, so, "Accessibility." Let's get this out of the way early: HANNA San Diego says it's accessible, but you always need to double-check. My experience? Mixed. The website boasts of "facilities for disabled guests," which sounds promising, but the devil's in the details, right? Are the elevators wide enough? Are the ramps actually ramped properly? I'm not a wheelchair user, but even I was side-eyeing some of the angles. Call ahead! That's my advice. Don't assume anything. Cross-reference what you see with what you need.
Now, the good stuff, even if it's a bit… messy. They have an elevator. Huge plus. BUT, and this is a big but, navigating the common areas…well, it depended on the day. Some days, a helpful staff member would materialize like a genie (more on them later), other days, it felt like a scavenger hunt. The car park [free of charge] is a godsend, especially if you're driving, because public transport in Florianópolis takes a little getting used to (and involves a lot of "Onde está a estação?")
Internet? Oh, You Need the Internet? Fine, Here's the Wi-Fi…Maybe
Okay, let's talk Internet, baby! Seriously, in a world where we're all glued to our phones, this is HUGE. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Theoretically. In practice? Let's just say it wasn't always a roaring success. Sometimes it was lightning fast. Streaming? No problem. Other times? My connection felt like it was running through a dial-up modem, circa 1998. I mean, I had a LAN internet connection, which worked (thank god). Internet access wasn’t always reliable in public areas. I had to lean against a palm tree to get a decent signal, and the staff tried to help but it's just not a 100% thing, ok?
The good thing is you have Internet services and you can always use the desk in the room to do your work.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Digestive Disaster)
Okay, the food. This is where things get…interesting. The Restaurants are a mixed bag. They have Western cuisine alongside Asian cuisine, which is a bold move. The Asian breakfast was… well, let's just say it was an experience. I'm used to eggs, bacon, the works. This was a bit more… adventurous. Deliciously adventurous for someone with more experience and a stronger stomach. I loved the Asian cuisine in restaurant.
BUT, the Buffet in restaurant was… a little hit or miss. The Breakfast [buffet]? Brilliant! The Snack bar? Absolutely perfect for a quick bite by the pool. The Poolside bar had amazing cocktails and a vibe that just screamed "vacation." HOWEVER, one night, I went full "buffet mode" and ate… well, too much. Let's just say the next morning, I became very intimately acquainted with the First aid kit when I wasn’t doing too well. Turns out, my stomach isn’t as adventurous as my taste buds!
The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver though. Especially after my buffet escapade. And they do a great Breakfast takeaway service if you plan to go on a long day of exploring!
Wellness & That Beach Body (Or, My Failure to Achieve Either)
Okay, this is where I really struggled. The Fitness center exists, I saw it with my own eyes. But I was too busy sipping caipirinhas by the Swimming pool [outdoor] to actually use it. I did, however, intend to experience the Spa/sauna and the Spa. I even booked a Body scrub and Massage! "Deep tissue," I told the masseuse, envisioning the knots in my shoulders melting away. Instead, it felt like… a tickle fight.
I did attempt the Sauna. A total disaster. I’m just not built for heat! The Pool with view WAS incredible, though. I'm giving it a 10/10.
Cleanliness, Safety & The Staff (Who Are Mostly Fantastic)
This is IMPORTANT. Cleanliness and safety are paramount these days, and HANNA San Diego mostly delivers. The Rooms sanitized between stays. Anti-viral cleaning products. Daily disinfection in common areas. Staff trained in safety protocol. They were REALLY on top of things. I felt safe.
The staff? A mixed bag, but mostly good. They were generally helpful, though some spoke better English than others. Special shoutout to the woman at the front desk who managed to calm me down when my internet went on the fritz. Truly a saint.
Room Rundown: Good, but Not Perfect!
My room had Air conditioning, thank god! It had Air conditioning in public area too but nothing beats your own room. An Alarm clock that I didn’t use. Got my Bathrobes and Toiletries including Safe/security feature. It had a Blackout curtains which help. The Coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver. Daily housekeeping kept things tidy. A Mirror. A Refrigerator! The Satellite/cable channels kept me entertained. A Shower with excellent water pressure. A Wake-up service that I probably ignored. Wi-Fi [free]… well, you know.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax (Beyond My Couch Potato Lifestyle)
Okay, so I didn't exactly embrace the whole "explore Florianópolis" thing. But, the Terrace offered a lovely spot for quiet contemplation (and more caipirinhas). I saw some people hosting Outdoor venue for special events. And the area is brimming with beaches and trails.
For the Kids (and Those of Us Who Never Grew Up)
Family/child friendly is definitely in the description. They had Kids facilities and a Babysitting service available. I didn’t see any Kids meal offered.
The Quirky Extras (Because Life is Messy)
- The Elevator: (Mentioned earlier) A godsend!
- Room decorations: The hotel offered some interesting Room decorations.
- The Lack of Perfection: This place isn’t perfect. There are quirks. Embrace them.
- Smoking Area: Yeah.
The Verdict: Is HANNA San Diego Worth It?
YES, with a few caveats. If you’re looking for absolute perfection, move on. If you want a place that's got a lot of pros and a few quirks, I absolutely recommend HANNA San Diego. It's a solid choice. Be prepared to do your own research on Accessibility, but trust me, you might just fall in love with Florianópolis.
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Tashkent's BEST Hotel? (Leader Hotel Review Will SHOCK You!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my chaotic, delicious, and potentially disastrous trip to Florianopolis, Brazil. Specifically, we're talking about the HANNA San Diego Apart Hotel. Buckle up, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
Day 1: Arrival of the Almost-Lost
7:00 AM (ish): Okay, alarm clock - or, more accurately, the internal "FREAK OUT" alarm clock - goes off. Airport time! I swear I spent half the night dreaming I’d forgotten my passport (I hadn't, of course, but the anxiety… ugh).
8:00 AM: Uber hell. Florianopolis airport. Crying on arrival. I actually managed the flight, all things considered. But finding the Uber? A nightmare! Brazilians apparently have a whole other level of "close enough" when it comes to pickup points. I wandered around, feeling like a lost toddler, sweating like a pig. Finally, the app found us. The driver didn't speak a lick of English, and even though I'd brushed up on basic Portuguese phrases, I was sure that he would have sent me into a ditch, except he didn't.
9:30 AM: Arrive at HANNA San Diego Apart Hotel. Whew. Check-in was a breeze, the staff (bless their patient hearts) spoke some English, which was a major relief. First impressions? Clean. Bright. The "apart" part is accurate - felt the place was not "hotel" at all. More like a minimalist flat. Bit of a culture shock coming from my stuffy English home, but a good one!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Unpack, explore the apartment, and immediately realize I forgot my favorite bikini. FUCK. Seriously, how did I manage to do that? Well, guess it's shopping time.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a little pastelaria around the corner. The pastel (a fried pastry) was incredible! I ordered one with shrimp. Then, I tried to order a second, but the Portuguese just utterly failed me. The lady behind the counter probably thought I was insane. She kept repeating something that sounded like "Tudo bem?". I just grinned and nodded, convinced I was agreeing to something totally different than what I wanted.
1:00 PM-5:00 PM: Beach time! Praia dos Ingleses, which is the closest beach. I'm talking a bit of sunbathing (the sun is intense), a dip in the ocean (cold, but refreshing), and a whole lot of people-watching. I spent a solid hour just staring at this group of guys playing beach volleyball. They were all ridiculously tanned and muscular, and I'm pretty sure I developed a minor crush on at least three of them. Not gonna lie.
5:00 PM -6:00 PM: Bikini hunt. Let's be honest, the beach had me feelin' a little self-conscious about my non-Instagram-worthy body. So began the search for the perfect Brazilian bikini - a mission that proved more complicated than finding the Holy Grail.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a seafood restaurant I found on Tripadvisor. The fish was divine! The cachaça cocktails? Even better! I'm fairly sure I made a clumsy attempt at a samba dance in my chair by the end of the meal. Oops.
8:00 PM - Bedtime: Collapse into bed, exhausted but happy. This is going to be good.
Day 2: Surfing, Sunburns, and Seriously Bad Portuguese
9:00 AM: Wake up feeling like I've been run over by a bus. Sunburn! I neglected to properly apply sunscreen yesterday. Rookie mistake. Also, there’s a strange pounding in my head…must be that cachaça.
10:00 AM: Surfing lesson! I’ve never surfed before, so I was equal parts excited and terrified. The instructor was a young, super-toned Brazilian dude who spoke pretty good (and very sexy) English. The waves were more than a little terrifying, but I managed to stand up for a glorious two seconds. Twice! Mostly, I ate sand. Tasted salty.
12:00 PM: Lunch at a beachside shack. More seafood, of course. This time, I successfully ordered fries! Victory!
1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More beach time. Tried to avoid the worst of the sun (failed). People-watching. This time, I became slightly obsessed with a family building a sandcastle that looked like a miniature cathedral. Very impressive.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Language lesson. Downloaded Duolingo. Decided Portuguese is impossible. Gave up. Time for dessert!
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant with live music. Ordered something I couldn't identify on the menu. Turned out to be delicious, whatever it was. The music was fantastic and the atmosphere, absolutely electric. But the memory is all fuzzy at this point.
8:00 PM - Bedtime: Tried to watch some Brazilian TV, but got distracted by the vibrant colors and loud noises and fell asleep.
Day 3: Exploring the Island (and My Own Sanity)
9:00 AM: Start the day a little slower. Sunscreen – check. Head to the internet for a quick peek. This time…the internet is down? Of course. The universe hates me.
10:00 AM: Decided to rent a car on the recommendation of one of my friends. I will be honest I am not a good driver. I am basically a liability confined in a metal box. But I needed freedom! And a way to explore the whole island of Santa Catarina.
11:00 AM: Driving the car. I have decided to go on a scenic route to Barra da Lagoa. I had a little too much confidence behind the wheel (the rental car agency guy must have seen the terror on my face as he gave me the keys anyway) made a few wrong turns.
12:00 PM: Arrived at Barra da Lagoa. My destination: the viewpoint. The place was beautiful but I was not a fan of heights. I was absolutely terrified while going up. I even felt like I was going to lose my stomach.
1:00 PM: Lunch by the canal. I got the fried fish. The food was good. The view, even better.
2:00 PM -5:00 PM: Back to the beach again (I know, I know, I'm predictable!), but this time the little cove Praia Mole which is famous for being trendy. What I love the most is seeing the surfers ride this incredible waves.
6:00 PM: After the beach, I bought food to make my own dinner in the room and that was a fun activity! I cooked rice and steak, which I ate in front of the TV watching a Brazilian Soap Opera, the only show I can understand a bit.
8:00 PM - Bedtime: The end!
Day 4: The Search for Churros and Saying Goodbye
9:00 AM: Wake up, feeling a little melancholy. The end is near! Time flies!
10:00 AM: Breakfast. Ate all the Brazilian bread stuff in the kitchen. Gotta carb up for the day.
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Churros hunt! I had a craving for the delicious fried dough sticks with sugary goodness. I asked the staff, they directed me to a place, which turned out to be closed. Of course. I asked some locals, they seemed confused. Finally, I followed the tantalizing aroma to a street vendor.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Last swim in the ocean, soaking up the sun and reminiscing about the incredible adventures and the people I met.
3:00 PM: Pack, with a heavy heart.
4:00 PM: Last meal in the city.
5:00 PM: Head to the airport.
6:00 PM - Late: Flight home.
Notes and Imperfections:
- Portuguese: My Portuguese skills are laughably bad, but somehow, I survived. The Brazilians are incredibly patient and kind.
- Sunburn: Still a problem. Learn from my mistakes, people!
- Food: Everything tasted amazing. The fresh fruit juices! The seafood! I'm probably going to gain ten pounds, and I am okay with it.
- The HANNA San Diego Apart Hotel: Clean, functional, a great base for exploring Florianopolis. Would recommend! (Unless, you are looking for a hotel. Then, no)
- Emotional Reaction: I fell in love with Florianopolis. The people. The food. The beaches. The sheer joy of life. This trip was exactly what I
Okay, So... HANNA San Diego? What IS This Place, Exactly? Like, Seriously, Spill!
Alright, here's the deal (and let me tell you, I’ve got a *deal* with this place... and it’s called obsessive appreciation). HANNA San Diego... forget the name, it's misleading! It’s not in San Diego, it’s *in* Florianópolis, Brazil. Think: sunshine, beaches that are basically Instagram filters come to life, and a laid-back vibe that'll make you forget what "stress" even *is*. Basically, it's a little slice of paradise, run by, well, a woman named Hanna! (Who’s fantastic, by the way. Seriously. More on that later.) She's created this little haven – think curated beach glam, sustainable luxury, and all-around chill vibes. It's more than a hotel; it's a *vibe*.
Is it as Expensive as It Looks in the Photos? MY BANK ACCOUNT IS ALREADY SCREAMING.
Okay, real talk. Yes. Kinda. It's not exactly hostel prices. Look, you're paying for an experience, not just a room. Think of it as an investment in your sanity. But! Consider this: I went expecting absolute sticker shock and was pleasantly surprised. There are different room types, some more affordable than others. And honestly? When you factor in the location, the included breakfast (OMG, the breakfast… another rant on that later!), and the overall level of *feeling like royalty*... it's worth it. Plus, you *can* find deals if you're flexible on dates. Scour those booking sites and get creative. Trust me, I'm cheap (relatively speaking), and I still think it's a good call if you can swing it. The memory... Priceless.
*Side note: I nearly died when I saw the little bottle of artisanal fruit juice in my room. It was beautiful and then gone. I recovered... mostly...*
What's the Actual Vibe? Beach Bum? Luxury Lover? Who's This Place FOR?
It's a glorious blend. It’s not just about being a beach bum; though let's face it, you'll *become* one. Think of it as elevated beach bum. It's for people who appreciate design, love a good cocktail (or five), and want to unwind in style. I saw families, couples, solo travellers… everyone seemed happy! It's a place to reconnect with yourself and the world. Or completely disconnect! You know, whatever floats your boat (or, you know, your hammock). The staff are super chill, too. Not stuffy, not overly formal, but they're *there* when you need them. They actually *know* how important a good towel is after a swim.
How Bad is the Bug Situation? I'M TERRIFIED of Mosquitos.
Okay, I feel you. Bugs. They're my nemesis. Look, you're in Brazil, and you *are* near the beach… so yes, there are bugs. There are mosquitos. But honestly? HANNA does a really good job of managing them. Rooms have screens. They offer bug spray. The whole place is pretty well-maintained, so I didn't find it to be a major issue. I packed a LOT of bug spray just in case, and I used it... but it wasn't a mosquito massacre. It was far milder than I expected. Also, they have these amazing citronella candles everywhere that smell divine AND keep them away. Win-win.
*Confession: I did get bitten once and complained to the front desk like a child. They were incredibly understanding.*
The Food... Is It Worth Dying For? (I'm a Foodie, so...)
Oh my GOD, YES! The breakfast... Okay, I mentioned it before, and I'm going to rant about it again. Picture this: Freshly squeezed juices, a ridiculous spread of fresh fruit (mangos the *size* of my head!), homemade breads, pastries that will make you weep tears of joy, and perfectly cooked eggs. And coffee. Glorious, bottomless coffee. Yes, *bottomless*! I actually *dream* about the breakfast. And the dinners? Equally incredible, using local ingredients and with a real sense of passion. They also have a lovely restaurant nearby, just a short walk, for other meals. *Never* underestimate the power of good food on vacation. It's a *game-changer*.
What’s This Hanna Person *Really* Like? Is She, like, a Goddess?
Okay, here's where things get even more enthusiastic. Hanna? Yeah, she's pretty close to a goddess. Met her briefly. Pure sunshine, genuine smile, and a palpable dedication to making sure everything is perfect. She's present, but not *in* your face. She's created this space that feels like it’s born from a deep, genuine love for hospitality. You can *feel* it. I didn't get to spend hours chatting (sadly!), but I got the impression that she's the heart and soul of the place. It's not just a business; it's clearly a passion project. And honestly, she's just, overall, inspirational. That's a fact.
Is There Wi-Fi? (Because, #WorkFromBeach)
Yes, there's Wi-Fi. Generally, it's good and reliable. But… and here's my advice: try to unplug. Seriously. Give yourself permission to *not* check your email every five minutes. The beauty of HANNA San Diego is the chance to truly disconnect and recharge. Maybe check it in the morning and then… *leave it*. Your brain will thank you. I promise. I struggled with this, I'm a person of the internet, but the temptation to just lie on a beach and not look at my phone was overwhelming. Embrace it!
What About Activities? Is It Just Lounging Around?
Lounging *is* a perfectly acceptable activity. Seriously, it's encouraged. But if you want to do *more*, there's plenty! The beach is right there for swimming, sunbathing, and strolls. You can rent surfboards, kayaks. Hanna's can also assist with booking excursions: exploring the local area. Florianópolis itself is stunning. There are boat trips, hiking trails, and opportunities for surfing. I even saw people doing yoga on the beach. Me? I mostly perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing, but hey, options are great. Also, there is a *pool* which you can never go wrong with. I never wanted to leave the pool!
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