Red Fox: Delhi's Hottest New Hotel? (Lemon Tree Hotels, East Delhi)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Red Fox: Delhi's Hottest New Hotel? (Lemon Tree Hotels, East Delhi). Let me tell you, "hottest" is a bold claim in Delhi, especially given the… ahem… competition. But hey, I'm here to dissect this foxy dame and give you the REAL lowdown. Forget polished PR – this is unfiltered, raw, and hopefully, helpful review.
First Impressions: The Arrival… and the Initial "Meh"
Right, so accessibility. This is huge for me (and anyone with mobility issues, obviously). Red Fox, surprisingly, seems to have put some thought into it. Elevators, check. Ramps, check. I didn't spot any treacherous steps lurking around, and that's a win. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is a good start! It’s a bit… clinical the way they describe everything, though. You know? Like, "ramps available." It would be better if they said "Hey, we've got a sweet, accessible entrance to make your life easier!" See? That’s a good start.
Okay, the entry: it was… fine. Not mind-blowing, not terrible. Clean, but not sparkling. Modern, but maybe a touch generic. The lobby was a bit…well, sterile. Not terrible, but not the kind of place that makes you want to plop down with a good book and a cup of chai.
The Room: Comfort, Convenience, and… a Tiny Fridge?
Let's talk rooms. Free Wi-Fi? Thank the heavens! And yes, it actually works, which is more than I can say for some of the luxury hotels I've stayed at. Air conditioning: essential in Delhi, and it blasted cold air like a champ. Blackout curtains: yes! Crucial for anyone trying to beat the Delhi sunrise. Daily housekeeping: standard, and thankfully, my room didn't look like a bomb had exploded after the first day.
My room had a fridge! A tiny one, mind you. Like, "holding one bottle of water and maybe a yogurt if you crammed it in" tiny. It was a bit of a bummer. I would have appreciated a slightly bigger cooler, but I'm just being picky.
Now, a small note of irritation: the TV was… well, let’s just say the selection of channels wasn't brilliant. But hey, at least the satellite/cable channels worked, unlike some other hotels I’ve been to. The Internet access – wireless was good, but I am not a fan of Internet access – LAN.
The Sanitization Saga
Okay, let’s address the elephant in the room: COVID. Red Fox is obsessed with cleanliness, and they should be! Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, hand sanitizer everywhere. They’ve got Anti-viral cleaning products, which is reassuring. I felt safe. I also felt a slight sense of paranoia, but that might just be me. They offer Room sanitization opt-out which I thought was interesting; maybe some folks don’t care, but I’m glad they’re taking this seriously. They also have Staff trained in safety protocols, which is a must! They also offer Individually-wrapped food options, which is a very good thing. They have Hot water linen and laundry washing, which honestly, should be a standard these days.
Dining & Drinking: The Breakfast Buffet… a Marathon, Not a Sprint
Okay, food time. The Breakfast [buffet]… oh, the buffet. The breakfast buffet is everything. I am so very happy about it! I love it! I'm a buffet person! Love it! My first day at the buffet, I went too hard; the variety was incredible! And I had too much. I felt sluggish for hours. This place has both Asian cuisine in the restaurant and international cuisine in the restaurant. The Asian breakfast was a delight for me. The Western breakfast was good, but seriously, if you're in India, eat Indian food. They also offer a Breakfast takeaway service if the buffet is too much for your stomach! The A la carte in restaurant is also available, though I did not try it myself.
The Coffee shop was okay; the Coffee/tea in restaurant was much better. The Poolside bar was a nice touch, but I didn’t get a chance to use it.
“Things to Do”: The “Relaxation” Rundown
So, Gym/fitness? Did it. The equipment wasn't state-of-the-art, but it got the job done. Fitness center, check! The Pool with view was lovely, however. I especially liked the fact that it was an Swimming pool [outdoor]. However, I am not a big fan of Spa. I'm a bit too claustrophobic for deep relaxation. They have Spa/sauna, though! If you're into that kind of thing, go for it. They also have a Steamroom, which I also did not try.
The “Services & Conveniences” Checklist: The Good, the Bad, and the “Meh”
- Cash withdrawal: a godsend.
- Concierge: helpful enough, but nothing particularly memorable.
- Dry cleaning, Laundry service, and Ironing service: essential for me!
- Elevator: yes!
- Food delivery: nice to have the option.
- Business facilities, including Meeting/banquet facilities – I didn’t use them.
- Facilities for disabled guests: listed, which is good.
The Verdict?
Red Fox: Delhi's Hottest New Hotel? Hmm. It’s not the hottest, but it's certainly a solid, reliable choice, especially for business travelers or those who appreciate a clean, modern aesthetic. It's accessible, it has a good location, and the prices are reasonable.
The Quirky Anecdote
I was sitting in the lobby, waiting for a taxi, and overheard a couple, presumably on their honeymoon, arguing about whether they should order room service or go out for dinner. It was the kind of argument that could have been salvaged with a little bit of… thought. See? This kind of thing, it happens at hotels.
The Imperfection
I don’t know if I would return there. I felt I could do better for the money in this city.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a simulated, messy, and gloriously imperfect travel itinerary for a stay at the Red Fox by Lemon Tree Hotels in East Delhi, New Delhi & NCR, India. This isn't your pristine, corporate-approved travel log – this is the real deal. Prepare for some serious chaos.
Day 1: Delhi Belly Meets Delhi Delight (and I’m already regretting that street food… maybe)
- Morning (like, very morning – because jet lag is a cruel mistress): Arrival at Indira Gandhi International Airport (DEL) and taxi – hopefully, the driver understands the concept of "Red Fox in East Delhi" because I'm already mentally exhausted. Okay, actually, I'm physically exhausted. The flight was a red-eye. My brain feels like scrambled eggs.
- Okay, so, taxi situation… The driver, bless his heart, clearly preferred the scenic route, which involved navigating what seemed to be a perpetual traffic jam of rickshaws, cows (yes, cows!), and aggressively honking cars. I swear, I saw a man on a motorcycle arguing with a monkey… I'm pretty sure that's how my brain feels right now. Finally, we arrive! I'm already cranky and haven't even had coffee.
- Check-in at Red Fox: The lobby is surprisingly cheery, and the staff is incredibly patient with my dazed state. Thank goodness for that. Check-in is a blur, and I vaguely remember the front desk person giving me a welcome drink, which I probably gulped down without tasting. Room is fine. Clean. Air conditioning is WORKING. That's all I needed to know.
- Early Afternoon: Exploring (with a side of existential dread): Okay, I decided to be a tourist. I walked, and I found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place serving what looked like delicious, greasy street food. Against every ounce of common sense, I ate it. I'm pretty sure my stomach is already staging a revolt. I went to the nearby markets, a sensory overload in the best way possible. The colours, the smells, the sheer bustle of it all is incredible. I haggled for a scarf (badly, I'm sure).
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Naptime and Panic: Back at the hotel. My stomach is doing that thing where it gurgles ominously before unleashing its fury. I crawled into bed, told myself I was fine, and tried to sleep. The fear of a potential Delhi Belly has fully kicked in. It's hard to sleep when you're convinced you're one questionable samosa away from disaster. I've decided to order room service for dinner. Safer that way.
- Evening: Room Service Rescue and Mild Melodrama: Room service arrived, proving to be a lifesaver. Chicken tikka masala, perfectly safe and delicious. Watched some terrible Bollywood on TV (dubbed in English, of course). Feeling slightly better. But the dread lingers. Will I survive? Will the tap water betray me? Will I ever be able to eat street food again?
Day 2: Temples, Terracotta and the Triumph of Toiletries
- Morning: Breakfast and a Prayer: Breakfast at the hotel was a buffet of amazingness. I ate with a level of guilt. This time, I will not eat anything off the buffet.
- Mid-Morning: Humayun's Tomb: Incredible. Just breathtaking. The architecture, the history… it was stunning, honestly. I wandered around, feeling vaguely spiritual (despite the jet lag and the lingering stomach issues). The gardens were a tranquil oasis in the Delhi chaos. I took tons of pictures. (Maybe too many.)
- Lunch: The Great Food Quest (and the near-disaster): I bravely decided to venture out for lunch. Not street food, mind you. A proper restaurant. Found a charming place. I ordered something, and just as the waiter was about to bring my food out, I realized… I had to go… immediately. I bolted for the bathroom, experiencing a moment of pure, unadulterated panic. The toilet was … well, let’s just say, I now officially check for anything resembling clean toilet paper before ordering food.
- Afternoon: The Lotus Temple and a Bit of Zen – or at least, an attempt: The Lotus Temple was incredible! The quiet, the serenity. I needed that. I sat for a while, closed my eyes, and tried to meditate. (Mostly, I thought about my stomach).
- Late Afternoon: The Joy of Shopping (and Remembering How to Bargain): Back to the shops. This time, I went with a friend, as I was a bit overwhelmed. I did a better job this time. We bought some beautiful clothes.
- Evening: A quiet evening. Dinner at the hotel restaurant. A glass of wine. I made a deal with myself to sleep for 10 hours.
Day 3: Farewell Delhi (and the Great Stomach Surrender)
Morning: Packing, and a Final Embrace of the Toilet: Packing. More packing. A final, desperate toilet visit. Am I going to survive? Yes. I am.
Breakfast: The Last Stand of the Buffet Soldier: More of the hotel's buffet. I am feeling so refreshed!
Check Out & Departure: Check out was smooth. The staff was amazing.
Airport: Back to the airport.
Thoughts: The Red Fox, East Delhi, did its job. The location was convenient, the service was great, and mostly importantly, the air conditioning worked! I didn't get full-blown Delhi Belly (thank goodness!). India is overwhelming, chaotic, beautiful, and utterly unforgettable. I loved it. I hated it. I loved it. I'm already plotting my return. But next time, I'm bringing my own toilet paper. And maybe a Hazmat suit.
Red Fox: Delhi's New Hotspot... Or is it? (The Slightly Unhinged Guide)
So, Red Fox... What's the *actual* vibe? Is it all Instagram glitter, or what?
Location, Location, Location! Is it actually *East* Delhi? Or like, Narnia?
The Rooms! Are they actually... clean? (And do they have those tiny shampoos?)
The Food! Is the in-house restaurant worth ditching the street food for? (Sacrilege, I know.)
What's the deal with the staff? Are they friendly? (Or are they just putting on a show?)
Okay fine, what about the downsides? Give it to me straight. The raw truth!
Would you go back? Honestly?
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