Dubuque Getaway: Unbelievable Deals at Country Inn & Suites!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Dubuque Getaway: Unbelievable Deals at Country Inn & Suites! I'm your slightly-overcaffeinated, brutally honest, and hopefully-entertaining guide. Let's get messy, shall we? This ain't your grandma's travel review.
(Deep breath, caffeine jitters… let's go!)
The Promise: Unbelievable Deals. The Reality: Well, Let's Find Out! (and boy, did we!)
First off, "Unbelievable Deals" is a bold claim. I'm a skeptic by nature, fueled by coffee and a healthy dose of cynicism. But hey, I'm always up for a good bargain. So, did Country Inn & Suites in Dubuque deliver? That's what we're here to unravel, bit by bit.
Accessibility: Did They Remember the Ramps? (And the Elevators!)
Okay, accessibility is crucial. Let's be straight: I'm not personally using a wheelchair (yet! Kidding… mostly!). But inclusivity matters. The review mentions, in a general sense, "Facilities for disabled guests," and "Elevator" which is good.
It’s a start, and I appreciate the attempt to be accessible. That's a big deal.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe in Our Bubble? (Or Someone Else's?)
Alright, the post-pandemic world – safety first, right? Let me tell you, I had serious PTSD before I went. I mean, "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Anti-viral cleaning products"? Excellent. "Rooms sanitized between stays"? Okay, now we're talking! The fact they'd even let you opt out of room sanitization, well, that's interesting, and tells me it's not some overbearing regime. They give a damn about what you think, which is good.
They had the basics covered: "Hand sanitizer", "Staff trained in safety protocol", "First aid kit". So, while not quite a sterile operating room vibe, it felt like they took things seriously.
Internet Access – Praise the Wi-Fi Gods! (And the LAN Gods Too!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES. This is not a luxury, people, this is survival. I have to be connected. I work online! I can't function without it. And the bonus: "Internet access – LAN" – for those who still cling to the wired life (and, let's be real, sometimes it is faster). Double thumbs up. "Wi-Fi in public areas"? Also good for checking emails while pretending to be a sophisticated traveler.
Now, about the speed of the Wi-Fi… well, that’s dependent, isn't it? I'll confess; I managed to squeeze a whole season of… (cough cough) The Great British Bakeoff in during downtime one night. So, yeah, the Wi-Fi held up.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (This is Where I Get Excited)
Okay, let's talk food! The Country Inn & Suites lists a ton of options. “Breakfast [buffet]”? Yes, please, and thank you. Buffets are glorious, chaotic feasts, and potentially a breeding ground for germs, but… I can't resist. I'm a sucker for a waffle bar! I live for the possibility of bottomless coffee.
“Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, and Snack bar" – good, good, and good! "Restaurants" plural?! "Poolside bar"? Oh. My. God. This is starting to sound like a vacation.
I must report: The buffet was surprisingly decent. Sure, it wasn't Michelin-star quality, but the coffee was hot, the waffles were plentiful, and the fruit was, well, fruit.
The Pool with a View and the Sauna!
They've got the Pool with View, Sauna, and Steam room! I'm not sure if that's one place or what but that's something I can get behind, and can imagine the peace and quiet.
Things To Do (Besides Stuffing My Face): Relaxation and Rejuvenation.
“Spa/sauna," "Massage," "Gym/fitness," "Fitness center," and "Body scrub" – they basically cater to any mood, from I'm-stressed-and-need-to-sweat-it-out to I'm-on-vacation-and-need-to-be-pampered.
I took a dip in the swimming pool. It was your typical hotel pool, nothing fancy, but clean and refreshing after a long day.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter.
"Air conditioning in public area," "Daily housekeeping," "Elevator," "Luggage storage," "Concierge," "Laundry service," … all the basics are there. And the "Cashless payment service"? Smart. Who carries cash anymore? I'd rather be buried in a mountain of credit card points.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? (A Quick Peek)
"Family/child friendly" is in there, but I’m child-free, so I just glazed over the "Babysitting service", "Kids facilities," and "Kids meal", and moved on, but it's there to be fair .
The Room: Where the Magic (and Sleep) Happens.
"Air conditioning" - a MUST. "Blackout curtains"? (Whispers) Essential. "Coffee/tea maker" - thank you, Lord. "Hair dryer" - a godsend. I had a king-sized bed. It was fluffy. I slept like a baby. Seriously, the room was comfortable, the bed was great, the blackout curtains obliterated daylight.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy?
"Car park [free of charge]" – HUGE win! "Taxi service" is available, and even "Airport transfer".
Putting It All Together: The Messy, Human Verdict!
Look, this isn’t the Four Seasons. But for a Dubuque getaway? For the "Unbelievable Deals" promised? The Country Inn & Suites delivered. The staff were friendly, the rooms were comfortable, and – most importantly – I felt safe and relaxed. It's not the perfect hotel, but it's solid.
The Offer: My Personal Plea and a Bonus (Because I Like You)
Okay, here's the deal. If you're looking for a clean, comfortable, and convenient basecamp for a Dubuque adventure, the Country Inn & Suites is worth considering. It's no-frills, it's not pretentious, and that's kinda the point. Book, and then go explore the town. Grab a coffee, get a massage. And come back and tell me what you think.
My Personal Bonus A local restaurant recommendation (because I'm a foodie and I insist): go get a meal at "The Mines of Spain Recreation Area." It's delicious. That's it.
Final Thoughts: Did They Deliver on "Unbelievable Deals"?
Well, that, my friends, is up to you. Check the prices. Compare. Read reviews. But, in my humble opinion, yes. If the price is right, and especially if you can snag a package that includes the breakfast buffet… go for it. Just don't expect perfection. Expect comfortable, clean, and a decent starting point to explore Dubuque.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm suddenly craving a waffle…
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-printed itinerary. This is a Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Dubuque, IA deep dive, complete with my own internal monologue, questionable choices, and the occasional existential crisis. Let’s be honest, planning is a messy business, and so is life.
Dubuque Debacle: A Mostly-Accidental Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Room Debacle (aka, Trying to Adult)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Dubuque Regional Airport (DBQ). Okay, so the flight wasn’t exactly on time. Thanks, Southwest for the “slightly delayed” announcement that turned into a full-blown "sit still and suffer" two-hour wait. I'm already cranky (hangry, actually). Thank God for the free airport shuttle. Hopefully, this Country Inn & Suites has decent snacks in the lobby - I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep and the questionable airplane coffee.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. Praying to the travel gods for a smooth check-in. I hate awkward small talk. The lady at the front desk looks like she's seen a thousand check-ins and zero smiles. "Room 312," she says. "Have a nice day." Wow. Riveting.
- 2:00 PM: The Great Room Debacle Begins. Okay, room looks… fine. Standard hotel. But then… the air conditioning. It’s blowing like a hurricane. I'm shivering and sweating all at the same time. Ugh. Let's fix this. [Proceeds to fumble with the thermostat for a solid twenty minutes. Starts feeling like I'm starring in a slapstick comedy. Eventually, it sort of works, but still has a mind of its own.] Sigh. Time for a nap.
- 4:00 PM: Nap over. (Or, more accurately, a two-hour coma-like state.) Okay, much better. Refreshed and hungry. Time to bravely venture out into the wilds of… Dubuque.
- 4:30 PM: Pre-dinner snack raid. Time to see if the free coffee, cookies, and popcorn are still available, and if they are, you bet your bottom dollar I'm camping out.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a random place I found on Yelp. [Starts googling "Dubuque, IA, best comfort food" and gets overwhelmed by options. Settles on a place called "The Barn" because… why not? I'm here for whatever.]
- 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Exhausted. I'm pretty sure my brain is fried from the air conditioning battle earlier. Catch up on some emails, and start scrolling through social media.
- 9:30 PM: Staring at the ceiling. Can't sleep. I guess it's back to the TV.
Day 2: River Explorations & Questionable Culinary Choices
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling slightly disoriented. (Is it the bed, the air, the loneliness? Who knows, honestly?) Grab a free breakfast. The buffet is… well, it's a hotel buffet. Processed eggs, sad-looking bacon, and lukewarm coffee. But hey, it's free, and the waffle maker is surprisingly advanced. Waffles it is!
- 8:00 AM: Hit the pool. The hotel pool is a chaotic landscape of screaming children and chlorine fumes. Jump in anyway. (Note to self: bring earplugs next time.) Managed to do a few laps before the splashing kids claimed the entire surface.
- 9:00 AM: Time for the Mississippi River! I've never been on the Mississippi, and I am intrigued. Let's go for a boat tour!
- 10:00 AM: Boat tour. The tour guide is a retired history teacher with a dry wit, and the river is more beautiful than I ever imagined. It's vast, and powerful, and I suddenly feel… small. [Contemplate the passage of time, the vastness of the universe, and the enduring power of water for a solid hour. Maybe I need therapy.] The tour is actually pretty interesting.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Another random Yelp search. I found a place called "Galena Brewing Company." The pizza and beer are fantastic. I may be addicted to cheese now.
- 2:00 PM: Tour of the grand old buildings of Dubuque.
- 4:00 PM: Free time. I think I am going to relax by the pool and read.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Okay, decision time. I'm feeling adventurous… or maybe just reckless. I see a fancy place nearby called "Caroline's." It smells fancy. Will I regret this decision? Probably. Do I care? Not particularly!
- 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. After a fantastic dinner, I decide I need to walk. I walk around for an hour and stop at the casino. I sit and people watch.
Day 3: Departure & The Great Dubuque Reflection
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Repeat breakfast routine. Wondering if I can smuggle a waffle out.
- 8:00 AM: Last swim in the pool. Say goodbye to the screaming kids.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. The front desk lady still doesn't smile. Whatever.
- 9:30 AM: Hit the road.
- 11:00 AM: Reflecting in the car. Dubuque. It's… unexpected. A strange mix of history, river beauty, and questionable air conditioning. I didn't find a true life meaning, nor did I revolutionize the world. But I did get a good tan, met some nice people and enjoyed the journey. And in the end, isn't that what matters?
So, yeah. That's my Dubuque experience. A messy, imperfect, and maybe slightly embarrassing journey. But it was mine. And in the grand scheme of things, that's all that really matters. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a snack.
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So, is this "Unbelievable Deal" *really* unbelievable? Spoilers: Probably not.
Alright, let's be honest, "unbelievable" might be pushing it. It's a *good* deal, sure. Especially if you’re looking for something cheap, and are tired of living in a damn shoebox apartment and need the hell out. Think, "decent price for a weekend away." Don't go expecting a Michelin-star experience, but for the price? You're in. I mean, I booked it because my therapist told me I needed "to step outside my routine," and let me tell you, escaping my apartment felt like escaping a prison cell, *especially* after I found that mold I’d been ignoring.
What's the *real* reason to go to Dubuque, besides the deal? Besides, is there anything to *do* there?
Okay, let's be honest again: Dubuque isn't Paris. But it's got *charm*, alright? It's got history. It’s got that whole "river town" vibe. Honestly, I went because I needed a change of scenery. The "things to do" list isn't exactly overflowing, but you know what? That's kind of the point. It's relaxing! You can wander around the historic district (which, let me tell you, is *much* prettier at sunrise than I remember, and after a few beers it looks utterly *magic*), ride the Fenelon Place Elevator (a quirky one-of-a-kind in the US) and just....breathe. Plus, I'm pretty sure every restaurant serves deep-fried cheese curds. *Sold.* No, seriously. That's the big selling point. Don't fight it.
The Country Inn & Suites - What Can I Expect? The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Smelly (probably).
Okay, Country Inn & Suites. Think… comfortable. Clean-ish. You know what you're getting. The beds? Generally, they're okay. Not like, *heavenly*, but you'll sleep. The breakfast buffet is a wildcard. Sometimes it's amazing (pancakes!), sometimes it's… well, let's just say I once saw a rogue, slightly suspicious-looking scrambled egg. But hey, it's free! Embrace the buffet chaos. Just… be prepared. And if you see a line for the waffle maker? Jump in. WORTH IT. Also, the pool... it looks nice. I didn't go in, because pools make me nervous, but it *looked* nice, okay?!
Is it Kid-Friendly? My Toddler is, uh, *Enthusiastic*.
Oh boy. Okay, this is where my therapist's advice falls apart. Yes, it's kid-friendly. Which means, expect noise. The pool is definitely kid-friendly. Expect screaming. Expect potential water-based shenanigans. You might even get splashed. I think I saw a kid steal someones pizza in the lobby. I saw a couple argue on the elevator about which one of them should change a dirty diaper. If you have a toddler who thrives on chaos, you're golden. If you're like me and need to *escape* the chaos... maybe consider headphones.
What About the *Small* Details? Parking, WiFi, the All-Important Coffee...
Parking? Generally fine. WiFi? It works, sometimes. The coffee? Hit or miss. Bring your own instant coffee just in case. Believe me, you'll thank me later. Also, the elevators. Be aware of them. I got stuck in one for like, 10 minutes with a woman carrying a chihuahua in a Louis Vuitton bag and a guy who looked like he'd been up all night in the casino. It was… an experience. Small details, people, small details. They make the story. Also, there's a shop by the front desk, that sells everything, even things you didn't know you needed (or wanted, looking at you, giant inflatable flamingo.)
Okay, The Biggest Deal-Breaker: The *Room*! What's the deal? The View? The Quiet? The...Cleanliness?
Alright, let's get real about the room. The view? Depends. Some rooms have a view of the parking lot. Mine did. Sigh. The quiet? HA! Good luck. You'll hear your neighbors, the traffic, maybe even the faint strains of someone's questionable karaoke skills filtering through the walls. Cleanliness? Generally, it's fine. But let's be honest, it IS Country Inn and Suites. Don't go poking around corners with a magnifying glass. You'll just depress yourself. Focus on the good: the comfy bed (maybe), the clean sheets (hopefully), and being *away* from your own apartment! That's the real win, people. That's the REAL win.
And the *Worst* Part? The Thing I Had to Deal With? Spill!
Okay, the worst part? For me? Hands down, the *air conditioning*. It was either arctic freeze or swamp monster. There was no in-between. It was like living in a freezer, or a tropical rainforest, depending on the hour. I spent half my time shivering, and the other half sweating. I even tried calling the front desk. The guy sounded like he'd been through a war, with the same expression on his face. He fixed it, then it went back to being awful. In the end, I just gave up, bundled myself in more blankets, and prayed for morning. The Air Con situation nearly ruined the whole experience. A *truly* awful, god-awful, unholy mess. I’m still traumatized. (Dramatic pause). Anyway, avoid Room 214 at all costs, and bring a sweater *and* a fan.
Did You Actually *Like* it? Would You Go Again? Seriously?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Honestly? Yeah. I *liked* it. Despite the air conditioning fiasco, despite the questionable breakfast eggs, despite the chaos. It was a break. It was a change of pace. It was… a little adventure. Would I go again? Yeah, probably. Especially if they're still serving those deep-fried cheese curds. Plus, maybe next time, I’ll request a room *without* the air conditioning from hell. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll brave the pool. You know, for the experience. Don’t tell my therapist. (wink).Stay Finder Blogs
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