Escape to Paradise: Nairobi's Dreamiest Bed & Breakfast Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Nairobi's Dreamiest (Mostly) Paradise! A Review That's Actually Honest (and Full of Wi-Fi!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because I just got back from Nairobi, and while I'm still de-cluttering my brain from the sensory overload, I need to spill the tea on Escape to Paradise: Nairobi's Dreamiest Bed & Breakfast Awaits! This isn't your typical sanitized, PR-approved hotel review. This is the real deal – the good, the slightly-less-good, and the gloriously Wi-Fi-powered times.
First Impressions (and the Wi-Fi, Oh Glorious Wi-Fi!)
The website promises "dreamy." And, well, the name does kinda set you up for a lot. Finding the place was…an adventure. Let's just say my GPS had a full-blown meltdown. And the "dreamy" part? Kinda depends on your definition. It's not the Ritz, but the entrance, once I finally saw it (thanks, helpful local!), did have a certain charm. Palm trees, little pathways… sighs Okay, maybe it is a bit dreamy.
One of the first things I did? Check the Internet. Because let's be real, in today's world, the internet is practically oxygen. Praise be, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! AND in the public areas. And even sometimes, miraculously, in that weird corner of the terrace where you can almost see the giraffe grazing.
- Internet Access: Score. 10/10. Because, you know, work-from-anywhere life.
- Internet [LAN]: Checked it out, just in case. I'm old school, sometimes! … and more.
Accessibility & Safety (The Important Stuff)
Okay, let's get serious for a second. Accessibility is a must, and Escape to Paradise attempts to tackle it. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, but I'm not the best judge. I did see an elevator, which is always a good sign. Otherwise, definitely check with the hotel directly to triple-check if specific needs are met.
On the Safety note? They seem to be taking it seriously. Lots of CCTV and Security [24-hour]. Also good to see. Plus, anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, and a whole host of precautions thanks to… well, you know. You can also opt-out of room sanitization, which is a nice touch, and helps me feel at ease (I'm a real clean freak).
- CCTV in common areas & outside property: Checked!
- Fire extinguisher & Smoke alarms: Checked, checked!
- Front desk [24-hour]: Super helpful!
- Hand sanitizer and Staff trained in safety protocol: Everywhere. It felt safe, even though the world outside was… well, Nairobi.
The Relaxation Zone (Ahhh…Or Not?)
Alright, the fun stuff. They hype the Spa up big time. I was SO ready. This is where things get a little…mixed.
Pool with view: Yes! The view was glorious. The pool itself was perfectly fine. Clean, refreshing, and perfectly suited to a swim.
Sauna, Steamroom and Spa/sauna: Available and pretty fancy.
Massage: I splurged. And…it was fine. Not the best massage of my life, not the worst. A little more attention to the pressure points next time, please!
Fitness center: I peeked inside. Let's just say I'm not a fitness fanatic, and the equipment looked… well-used. (Bring your own sanitizing wipes!)
Body scrub & Body wrap: I skipped (too self-conscious).
Foot bath: Sounds fantastic! I regret skipping.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Dream!)
Food is seriously important, especially when you're jet-lagged and trying to navigate a new city.
Restaurants: Multiple, and different. I did the following:
- A la carte in restaurant: Fine!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes, and very good.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious. I may have had several.
- International cuisine in restaurant & Western cuisine in restaurant: The food was tasty but not as mind-blowing as I had hoped.
- Lunch and Dinner: Buffet style, and good.
Poolside bar: I spent a lot of time here, enjoying the Kenyan sunshine, fresh juices, and some rather potent cocktails. Highly recommend.
Room service [24-hour]: Essential for late-night snack attacks.
Breakfast [buffet]: Pretty fantastic. Wide selection, fresh fruit, and a chef on hand to whip you some eggs.
Coffee Shop/Snack bar: The coffee shop was great.
Happy hour: Very happy indeed!
Asian breakfast & cuisine: I didn't eat Asian cuisine, but it was available.
Alternative meal arrangement: Check with the hotel for dietary needs.
They have a pretty good handle on the whole Cleanliness and safety thing in the dining areas.
- Safe dining setup
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
- Individually-wrapped food options
The Room (Where the Magic Happens, Mostly!)
My room? Okay, here's the tea. It was clean. Daily housekeeping, thank heavens. The air conditioning worked like a champ, which was a lifesaver. I had a free bottled water, which is always a nice touch. And, of course, the all-important Wi-Fi [free].
- Bathroom: Pretty standard. Good toiletries.
- Mini bar: Well-stocked.
- Desk: A little small if you plan to work.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for those late-night / early-morning naps.
- Seating area: Nice to have.
- Extra long bed: HUGE PLUS!
- Additional toilet: This is a feature I really liked.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged all my excursions and knew the best places to eat.
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Dry cleaning & Laundry service: Excellent.
- Luggage storage: Essential.
- Car park [free of charge]: Awesome, if you're driving.
- Airport transfer: Book it.
- Business facilities and facilities for disabled guests: They have.
For the Kids
They have Babysitting service which is a relief for busy parents.
Things to Do (Beyond the Hotel Walls)
Nairobi is a city of contrasts. From incredible safaris to vibrant markets, there's something for everyone. The concierge can help arrange anything, from a visit to the Nairobi National Park (highly recommended!) to a day trip to a local coffee plantation.
Getting Around
- Taxi service: readily available.
The Verdict: Worth the Dream?
Look, Escape to Paradise isn't perfect. But it's a really solid choice. It's comfortable, clean, the staff is friendly, the Wi-Fi is reliable, and the pool is gorgeous. If you're looking for a base to explore Nairobi, a place to relax after a busy day, or a romantic getaway, this place could truly be for you! Definitely a good choice.
My advice? Go. Take advantage of the Poolside bar. Order the dessert. Embrace the chaos of Nairobi, and let Escape to Paradise be your little sanctuary. You will find all the conveniences you need.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure. Consider this more… my raw, unfiltered, probably slightly jet-lagged take on a stay at Dreamplace Bed and Breakfast in Nairobi. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable sentence structure. Let's GO.
Dreamplace B&B, Nairobi: A Messy, Honest Adventure (Probably with Mosquito Bites)
Day 1: Arrival and Instant Coffee Dreams (and a near-disaster with the shower)
- 6:00 AM (Local Time - Or Maybe I'm Still on London Time? Who Knows): Ugh, the airport arrival. God bless Kenyan immigration – efficient and friendly, even with my perpetually confused expression. Grabbing my luggage, which now seems to have doubled in weight overnight. Probably all the "just in case" outfits I packed.
- 7:00 AM: Taxi ride to Dreamplace. The traffic? A glorious, chaotic symphony! Honking, weaving, and the sheer determination of every driver… it's an experience, alright. My driver, bless his heart, kept yelling in Swahili which i understood nothing but felt like a really long story and it felt right.
- 8:00 AM: Dreamplace. Finally. The outside's a bit… well, "rustic charm" is the polite way to put it. It felt very small and charming. I expected more. My room is… fine. Basic, but clean-ish. The bed looks promising, though. Sleep is vital.
- 8:30 AM: The Instant Coffee Crisis. This is my first proper Kenyan instant coffee. That initial sip? Bitter. But in a good way? More like… an interesting way. I probably needed to add more sugar..
- 9:00 AM: Shower. And here we go. The water pressure? Nonexistent. The temperature? A battle between freezing and scalding. I nearly shrieked when it turned scalding hot. It wasn't nice. Finally, I have a lukewarm water to sort of get clean. The adventure had begun.
- 9:30 AM: Breakfast: Scrambled eggs (questionable yellow hue, but edible) and some very sweet, very delicious pineapple. Ate it so fast.
- 10:00 AM: Resting. I need to. I can feel the jet lag.
- 11:00 AM-1:00 PM: Exploring Nairobi! The first day is about soaking it all in. The noise, the colours, the people. The markets are incredible, full of handmade goods and things I'd buy if I wasn't broke. Got lost, got slightly overwhelmed, but loved it.
- 1:00 PM: A quick lunch at a local, and totally non-touristy restaurant. Ate something vaguely resembling a "beef stew" (suspiciously delicious, though).
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Stumbled upon Karura Forest. Seriously, Nairobi has a FOREST? Amazing. Got to the forest and the peace almost immediately settled me, away from the noise I had gotten used to. I walked over the forest and felt like a completely different person, I am not sure if it was because of the air, but felt so calm.
- 6:00 PM: Back at Dreamplace, I was really exhausted now. I think I must be tired from all the walking?
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. More of the same (fine) food. The other guests seem nice enough. I had a conversation with one of the other guests but don't recall the conversation well.
- 8:00 PM: Early night, praying for a somewhat decent night's sleep. Hoping for at least five hours of sleep since I didn't know how the rest of the trip was going to be, and I really don't want to be sick.
Day 2: The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust - My Soul's Been Stolen.
- 6:00 AM: Wake up. The bed wasn't half bad!
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. Another coffee, another questionable egg.
- 8:00 AM: The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. This is it. The thing I was most excited about. And it didn't disappoint. Baby elephants, being cared for by the most incredible people? Tears. Actual, proper, ugly-cry tears. The baby animals were just so tiny, like small versions of the giant animals.
- 10:00 AM-1:00 PM: I don't think I did anything else. I was just totally obsessed with the elephants. Watched them frolic in the mud, drink their milk, and then when one calf started to cry, I just lost it again. Absolutely beautiful. The sheer dedication of the keepers… it's inspiring. You're allowed to adopt an elephant, how amazing is that? I can see myself doing that for sure.
- 1:00 PM: The park's tour. I was so happy to be out here, there were so many details I didn't realize. So many things happening, and some of the people had great stories. I didn't have the heart to listen, unfortunately.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch. Couldn't eat much. Still emotionally reeling. My heart still belongs to the elephants.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: I still went back to the forest. I felt like my second home, it was much easier on my mental state.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. The same food as before. But I didn't mind. Still riding that elephant high.
- 8:00 PM: Another early night. Still dreaming of elephants.
Day 3: Culture, Coffee, and a Near-Miss with a Stray Dog
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Slightly less jet-lagged? Maybe?
- 8:00 AM: Final Breakfast at Dreamplace. I still miss my home food, but I will miss the instant coffee.
- 9:00 AM: National Museum of Kenya. Culture time! And it was amazing. Went to this museum and I loved it here. The displays were impressive, and it was very educational. I think it really gave me a new perspective.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch, I was feeling really good today.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Shopping. I went to the market again, I had to go and get some souvenirs.
- 5:00 PM: Last coffee, and I went to the park. While coming back, a stray dog came after me. I was so scared!
- 6:00 PM: Back at the B&B. Washed, packed, and ready.
- 7:00 PM: Last dinner at Dreamplace. The food was tasty!
- 8:00 PM: Goodbye to Nairobi, and Dreamplace.
Final Thoughts:
Dreamplace? Not perfect. But it was real. The staff were lovely, the location was decent (good for access to exploring). The shower was evil, the coffee was an adventure, and the elephants… the elephants stole my heart. I'd definitely go back to Nairobi, and I'd wholeheartedly recommend the Sheldrick Trust. And yeah, maybe I'd even risk another cup of that questionable instant coffee. After all, a little mess, a little chaos, and a whole lotta heart – that's what makes a trip memorable, right? Now, to sleep!
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Escape to Paradise: Nairobi's Dreamiest Bed & Breakfast - ...Or Is It? A Messy FAQ
Okay, okay, "Dreamiest"? Really? What's the *actual* vibe at Escape to Paradise?
The food! Is it as amazing as the photos make it look? Because I'm a food person. Like, a *really* food person.
What are the rooms *actually* like? Are they clean? Because nothing ruins a vacation like a dirty bathroom.
The Location? Safe? Is Nairobi even safe?!
What about the Staff? Are they friendly? Helpful? Annoying? (Be honest!)
Is it a Good Place for Solo Travelers? Or More of a Romantic Getaway?
Okay, spill the tea! What was the *worst* thing that happened? (Be Dramatic!)
Should I stay at Escape to Paradise? Seriously?
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