
Unbelievable Marrakech Riad: Dar Al Assad Awaits!
Unbelievable Marrakech Riad: Dar Al Assad Awaits! - A Real Review (and No, I'm Not Kidding)
Alright, alright, let's cut the crap. You're looking at Dar Al Assad, a Marrakech riad that's supposedly "unbelievable." And after my stay? Well, let me spill the Moroccan tea. This ain't your cookie-cutter hotel review; this is the unvarnished truth, with some serious embellishment – because, honestly, the place deserves it. Prepare for a rambling, opinionated, sometimes messy, and hopefully hilarious account. Buckle up, buttercup.
First Impressions (the OMG Moment):
Forget sterile hotel chains. Walking into Dar Al Assad? It's like stepping into a freaking Arabian Nights fantasy. Seriously. The architecture… the intricate carvings… the sheer, overwhelming beauty of it all. I actually gasped. Twice. And, yeah, I was probably looking a bit too wide-eyed, clutching my suitcase like a lost puppy. But how could you not be stunned?
Accessibility: (Not Just for the Elites, Though They'd Love It):
Okay, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did see the efforts they’ve made. And, honestly? Respect. The elevator, the ramps… it's clear they're trying. It's not perfectly accessible in all areas, but the effort is there. And that matters. Definitely a plus.
Diving into the Details: The Room & Its Treasures:
My room? Called the "Starry Night Suite" or something equally pretentious. (Perfectly suited my mood!) The bed was so comfy, I almost didn't leave it. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Double check! I needed those because, let's be honest, the sun in Marrakech is serious business. The slippers! Oh, the slippers! Soft, fluffy, and the perfect level of lazy luxury. And the bathroom? Dude, marble. It felt like I was showering in a freaking Roman bath. They have an additional toilet, which is brilliant for having a friend over.
Internet - The Digital Age in a Desert Oasis:
Look, I'm a millennial. I need my internet. Wi-Fi was free (in all rooms!), which is fantastic. Internet speed? Not lightning fast, but perfectly fine for checking emails and Instagramming that killer sunset views. They also had internet [LAN] in the room – old school! Whatever, I didn't use it. And let's be real, are you really coming to Marrakech to work? Think of it as a digital detox, with the option to check your email when the need arises. Internet services are available as well, you can probably ask for something.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Slightly Embarrassing Story):
Seriously, the food at Dar Al Assad is divine. The breakfast buffet was a dream: fresh fruit, pastries, all the usual suspects, plus some amazing Moroccan dishes I couldn't pronounce, but devoured anyway. (The "Asian breakfast" options? Meh.) Also, breakfast in room – hello, lazy mornings! The restaurant a la carte and the buffet itself? Top notch. They even have a vegetarian restaurant option.
Now, for the embarrassing story. There was a soup. A phenomenal soup. I think it was some kind of lentil thing with a hint of spice. Anyway, I ordered it. I ate it. I loved it. Came back the next day, ordered it again. And then I did it again. And again. The staff probably thought I was insane, but hey, the soup was that good. (And yes, I'm still craving it.)
Restaurants & Lounges: Bar, Poolside Bliss, and the Magic of Happy Hour:
The poolside bar? Pure, unfiltered relaxation. Sipping a cocktail, watching the sun dip behind the Atlas Mountains? Yeah, I could get used to that. Happy hour was a lifesaver after a day of haggling in the souks. The restaurants themselves offer everything – from local dishes to international fare. They even have a coffee shop! I would've liked to see a more diverse menu, but I really can't complain after the soup incident.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation (Spa Day, Worth Every Dirham):
Okay, let's get real. The spa is the bomb. The massage left me feeling like a limp noodle in the best possible way. The sauna, the steam room – it's a full-blown pampering experience. Seriously, my skin felt like a baby's bottom afterward. They also have a body scrub and body wrap, but to be honest, I was too busy lounging by the pool and drinking cocktails.
Things to Do (Beyond the Pool):
Marrakech itself is a chaotic, vibrant, and utterly captivating city. You need to explore the souks, get lost in the Medina, and drink mint tea until you're practically green. Dar Al Assad offers concierge services, which were super helpful for organizing excursions. I booked a taxi service as well. Easy peasy, and they're very professional.
Cleanliness and Safety (Important in this Day and Age):
The whole place felt spotless. Daily disinfection in common areas and room sanitization between stays definitely put my mind at ease. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol – these are things you value these days.
Services and Conveniences: Because, let's face it, you're lazy on holiday:
- Daily housekeeping was impeccable.
- Luggage storage – essential for a post-shopping spree.
- Laundry service and dry cleaning (thank god!).
- Currency exchange – always useful.
- Safety deposit boxes in the room.
For the Kids (If You're Traveling Mini-Me's):
While I travelled on my own, I saw they had babysitting service and kids facilities. So, family-friendly – absolutely!
Getting Around (Because You'll Want to Leave the Heavenly Riad Eventually):
- Airport transfer – easy peasy.
- Car park [free of charge] for your car.
- Car park [on-site] available.
- Bicycle parking.
- Valet parking.
The Slightly Weird Stuff/Overlooked Details:
- One minor thing is the lack of a gym/fitness center. I mean, I needed to work off all that food somehow!
- The elevator is small. Fine for the size of the riad, but just FYI if you're claustrophobic.
Things I Loved (and Why You Should Book This Right Now):
- The architecture. Still. Just… wow.
- The Pool with view. Incredible for pictures.
- The staff. Seriously friendly and helpful. They really made the experience.
- The ambiance. It's just… magical.
- The soup. (I'm serious.)
The Imperfections (Because Nothing’s Perfect):
- Maybe a hair dryer in the room could use a little more power.
- Getting ripped off in the Souk, that's the part of the experience, so it's not truly an imperfection of the hotel.
- The sound of the prayer call in the morning can be a bit startling if you’re not used to it. (Earplugs are your friend!)
My Verdict: Dar Al Assad is Unbelievably Worth It. (Seriously, Book It!)
Look, I’m not easily impressed. But Dar Al Assad? It lived up to the hype. It's a beautiful, comfortable, and relaxing oasis in the heart of Marrakech. The service is excellent, the food is divine, and the whole place just oozes charm. Yes, it might be a little more expensive than other options, but trust me, it's worth every penny.
Here's the Deal:
STOP READING AND BOOK THIS PLACE! You won’t regret it. Treat yourself. Splurge on that amazing room. Order extra soup. And prepare to be utterly, completely, and ridiculously charmed.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure. This is… well, it's ME, unleashed on Marrakech. And we're starting at Riad Dar Al Assad. Let’s dive in, shall we?
Marrakech Mayhem: A Riad Dar Al Assad Ramble (and a Few Regrets)
Day 1: Arrival – Paradise Found (And Immediately Threatened by a Lost Luggage Disaster)
- Morning: Arrive at Marrakech Menara Airport (RAK). The air hits you first. It's thick, spiced, almost… tangible. Getting through customs was surprisingly smooth. But then came the luggage carousel of doom. Mine was MIA. Gone. Vanished. Poof. Queue the internal meltdown. (Important PSA: Pack essentials in your carry-on. You'll thank me later.)
- Afternoon: Finally, a lovely gentleman from the Riad (bless his patience!) whisked me away in a taxi. The drive into the Medina was a sensory overload! Motorbikes zipping, donkeys braying, the vibrant colours of everything hitting me like a punch in the face. We arrive at Riad Dar Al Assad… and I’m instantly transported. Seriously, it's STUNNING. The courtyard, the fountain, the intricate tiles… I practically squealed. That internal meltdown? Partially forgotten.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Settled into my gorgeous room (thank god for clean sheets after that airport horror). Explored the Riad. Got hopelessly lost – which is part of the charm, right? That first mint tea on the rooftop terrace? Divine. Utter bliss. Honestly, I almost wept from sheer beauty. Dinner at the Riad… oh, hello, tagine! I probably ate too much. Stumbled back to my room, already contemplating my next trip back. And that luggage? Still missing. Sigh.
- Quirky Observation: The peacocks at the Riad. They're majestic, yet incredibly annoying when they're screaming for attention at 6 AM. I feel a kinship, though – both of us demanding attention.
Day 2: Lost in the Souks (And My Own Mind)
- Morning: Breakfast at the Riad – the best! Fresh orange juice, warm bread, and something called "msemen" that I'm pretty sure is pure magic. I decided to embark on the ultimate tourist trial: the souks. Armed with a phrasebook and a ludicrously optimistic attitude. Big mistake. Huge.
- Late Morning/Afternoon: I got lost. Repeatedly. Haggle! Haggle! Haggling is a sport, and I am clearly a pathetic, easily-flustered player. After some failed attempts at bartering, I bought a truly hideous (but very cheap) lamp. I have the sneaking suspicion that it will end up gathering dust in my attic. I then bought some spices. No idea how I plan on using them though.
- Afternoon: Lunch at a local place. Chicken tagine again (because, well, why not?). The waiter? Charming. The food? Delicious. The general chaos of the place? Exhilarating and overwhelming all at once. I found myself smiling at everything, and sometimes, wanting to scream.
- Late Afternoon: Tried to find the Jardin Majorelle. My sense of direction is, let's say, challenged. After asking (and being overcharged by) a taxi driver, I finally made it. Utterly lovely. The colour of the walls is breathtaking. I needed this. Needed the peace, the beauty, the escape from the sensory overload of the Souks. I could have easily spent hours there.
- Evening: Back at the Riad, showered, feeling slightly grubby from the souks. Attempted to enjoy the pool but was beaten to a spot by what I can only assume were professional sunbathers, so I just sat on the side and sulked while reading a book. Had a restorative massage at the Riad. Pure bliss. Then, tucked in to the bed at the end of the day, and thanked the stars for it.
Day 3: The Sahara and the Stars (Or, My Existential Crisis in the Desert)
- Morning: The alarm goes off. I don't want to get up. We're off to the Sahara desert! The whole trip was organised by the Riad. A private car picked me up, and we began the long drive across the Atlas Mountains. The scenery was beautiful. But I spent most of the time staring out the window, lost in thought.
- Afternoon: Arrived at the desert camp. Immediately, I felt overwhelmed. The sheer vastness of the desert is both beautiful and terrifying. There's nothing quite like being completely alone against a backdrop of pure nothing. I rode a camel. It was wobblier than expected. I got sand everywhere. Still, a perfect instagram shot (once I'd wiped the sand from my camera).
- Evening: Dinner under the stars. The food (again, tagine, of course) was delicious. The stars… oh, the stars! Absolutely spellbinding. I felt a deep, profound connection to something larger than myself. Maybe I was just sleep deprived, but I felt this weird urge to sort my whole life out.
- Late Evening/Night: I almost got eaten by a camel. Ok, not really. I did, however, spend a long time staring up at the sky, feeling overwhelmed by the scale of the universe. I also considered running away to live there.
Day 4: Back to Reality (And More Tagine)
- Morning: Woke up in the desert. The sun was rising. The sand was cold. The whole experience had given me a new perspective on life. I had a second breakfast, and then began the long journey back to Marrakech. I really didn't want to leave. I wish I could just stay here.
- Afternoon: Back at Riad Dar Al Assad, the familiar comfort of the courtyard was a welcome sight. Explored more of the Riad's nooks and crannies. Found a secret little terrace with a view. Decided that I could totally live here.
- Late Afternoon: More wandering through the souks. This time, I was more prepared. I got some lovely pottery. And I even perfected my haggling skills (sort of). Then, more tagine. I'm starting to think I might require professional tagine intervention when I get home.
- Evening: Farewell dinner at the Riad (I’m not ready to go!). Said goodbye to some other guests, which made me realize that I was actually ready. Said farewell to the Riad staff, who are so lovely. Now, I really don't want to leave.
Day 5: Departure - My Luggage… Found! (And a Tear or Two Shed)
- Morning: Final breakfast at the Riad. I cried. Not a lot. The staff were incredibly kind. The Riad… I don’t want to leave. I've fully fallen in love with this place.
- Afternoon: Drove to the airport. And then the impossible happened. My luggage, after an entire week, finally re-appeared! I'm not sure what emotion I was expecting, but I was mostly relieved.
- Departure: Plane took off. Looking at the city, the beauty of its colours, it brought back memories. I promised myself I'd be back. I'm already planning my return.
Messy Wrap-Up:
Marrakech is a messy, chaotic, beautiful, frustrating, and utterly unforgettable place. Riad Dar Al Assad was the perfect escape from it all. The highs were high, the lows were… well, let's just say I'm getting very familiar with airport lost and found. But, if I'm honest? I wouldn't trade it for anything.
P.S. Buy that lamp. You might hate it. But think of the story! And send me a tagine recipe, please. I'm going through withdrawals.
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Dar Al Assad: Will This Riad Actually Blow My Mind? (Honest Answers!)
Alright, spill it: Is Dar Al Assad REALLY as beautiful as those Instagram photos? I'm talking, actually gorgeous, not just filtered-gorgeous.
What's the food *really* like? Because those reviews can be… predictable. "Amazing Tagine!" "Best Couscous EVER!" Give me the gritty details. Are they just using clichés?
I'm a nervous traveler. Is Dar Al Assad hard to find? And what about the chaos of the Medina?
What's the vibe like? Is it full of just honeymooning couples? Or is it a good place for solo travelers, too?
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they actually comfortable? Because "charming" often translates to "tiny and slightly damp" in my experience.
Give it to me straight: what's the *absolute best* thing about staying at Dar Al Assad? What's the one thing you'll never forget?
Okay, this is my last question: would you actually recommend it? Or are there hidden drawbacks you're trying to gloss over?


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