Hanaka Domodedovo: Moscow's BEST Apartment? (2023 Insider Review!)
Hanaka Domodedovo: Moscow's "Best" Apartment - Don't Believe the Hype (Maybe?) (2023 Insider Review!)
Alright, alright, settle down, travel junkies! You’ve stumbled upon my, let’s go with slightly chaotic, but utterly honest, deep dive into Hanaka Domodedovo. They bill it as Moscow's best apartment. Ha! Let's see about that, shall we? Buckle up, because this is gonna be… well, it’s gonna be my experience. And that’s probably all that matters, right?
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First Impressions & Accessibility - Getting There is Half the Battle (and Sometimes the Whole War)
Okay, so landing at Domodedovo Airport (DME) and thinking, "Right, Hanaka, here we come!" The airport transfer thing? Smooth as butter… if you've booked it. Otherwise, you're wading through a sea of slightly aggressive taxi drivers. The airport transfer is a MAJOR plus. Lazy travelers, rejoice! They have one!
Accessibility, for those of you who need it, is a mixed bag, based on what I could dig up. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which sounds promising. Need more concrete info. I saw Elevators. That's always a win. I'd REALLY want to know more about specific room accessibility before booking, and even call them. Don't rely on just the website.
The Welcome (and Avoiding That Awkward Hug from the Front Desk)
Check-in/out [express] is a blessing. Honestly, nobody wants to stand around after a flight. Contactless check-in/out is a COVID era winner. It's also great if, like me, you have a deep-seated aversion to prolonged human contact. There's a 24-hour front desk. Always a good sign, especially if you land at 3 AM and suddenly realize you forgot your toothbrush (which, I may or may not have done).
The Room: Does It Live Up to the Insta-Hype?
Okay, here’s where things get interesting. My room? (Available in all rooms, supposedly, is a list of amenities.) Pretty darn comfortable, to be fair. Air conditioning blasting? Check. Blackout curtains that actually work? Double check! I NEED those, or I might as well be sleeping outside. And, blissfully, Wi-fi [free]. The important stuff, people!
Now, the little details… The slippers were a nice touch. Bathrobes? Yes, please. The coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver after that long flight. Free bottled water – hydration is key, folks. In-room safe box – always good for stashing your passport and questionable jewelry. Speaking of things I may or may not have…
A real nice touch, that I appreciated was the in-room reading light. I am of the age that loves an old fashioned book.
The internet situation was fairly solid. The Wi-Fi [free] worked like a charm. They offer Internet access – LAN, but who uses LAN in this day and age? I'm not even sure I know how to plug that in. The Internet services, were great.
The Spa & Relaxation – Worth the Rub-Down?
This is where Hanaka could shine, and where my expectations were high. Spa/sauna is a major draw for me. Their website promises a Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Foot bath, Body scrub, Body wrap. The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked tempting, though it was the off-season when I visited. Pool with view? Always a selling point. Fitness center? I'm a sucker for a treadmill with a view. I can’t speak much about the gym/fitness aspect, I never found the time.
A little confession… I actually booked (!!!) a massage. The masseuse was… well, let’s call her “efficient.” Not the blissful, melt-into-the-table experience. The Body scrub? Meh. Nothing to WRITE home about. I mean, clean, yes. Amazing? No. Maybe I’m being tough. Maybe my massage expectations are too high. But, honestly, after a long flight, I crave a little pampering. The massage was, frankly, a little too "medical" and not enough "ooooh, that feels good." I need to be transported to another dimension, people!
Dining: Fueling Up for Adventure (or Not)
The restaurants are a definite plus. Restaurants in hotel are a plus! They boast Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. Good start! The Breakfast [buffet] was also pretty decent, with Asian breakfast in the mix. Coffee/tea in restaurant, always a must. And, yes, the Breakfast service was prompt.
I had the fish. A la carte in restaurant is an option. The fish was good. Soups in restaurant? I couldn't resist. Desserts in restaurant? Yes, I may have indulged a little too much here. They had a great Coffee shop. Good coffee, thank goodness. Snack bar? Always handy for a late-night nibble, or a post-massage snack. Room service [24-hour]? Very convenient, especially if you’re suffering from jet lag and the "midnight munchies." The bar was great. They had Happy hour!
Cleanliness & Safety – Are They Taking This Seriously?
Thank goodness, yes. This is HUGE for 2023. Hanaka seems to be on top of it. Anti-viral cleaning products. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. They even have Hand sanitizer everywhere. The Staff trained in safety protocol. I didn’t feel like I was entering a biohazard zone, which is a huge relief. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Good.
Staff, Service & Convenience – The Little Things That Matter
The concierge was helpful, though not overly effusive. I felt like I needed to be a little more on top of things myself. Daily housekeeping was efficient. Laundry service and dry cleaning were available, which is always nice. And, of course, they had luggage storage. The doorman was actually, very nice.
The facilities for disabled guests are listed, so that's important to note.
What didn’t exist? A certain special, little thing. Babysitting service. The family/child friendly is listed, but there wasn't much that would be considered kid-friendly. Kids meal? You get the drift.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at Your Phone)
This is down to exploring Moscow. Hanaka is not a resort. You're there to explore Moscow, you'll just be staying at Hanaka.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Nobody’s Perfect)
Alright, let’s get real. Hanaka isn't perfect. The walls, while soundproofed, were not totally soundproof. I could still hear the occasional door slam, or, let’s be honest, someone’s enthusiastic singing in the hallway. I just wish there was a shrine to Putin or something.
The Verdict: Hanaka Domodedovo – Is It Worth It?
So, is Hanaka Domodedovo the "best" apartment in Moscow? That’s a bold claim. It’s a solid choice, especially if you're flying in/out of DME. The amenities are good, the cleanliness is reassuring, and the staff is generally helpful. The spa? Could be better, but your mileage may vary. The biggest draw is the convenience, solid rooms, and overall feeling of safety in a somewhat unpredictable city.
Final Score: 7.5 out of 10 vodka shots. (I wish I had time to rate the Russian beer)
Would I stay there again? Probably. Especially if I need a quick, comfortable stay near the airport. But would I go so far as to call it the "best"? Hmm. Maybe. Maybe not. It's a solid contender. Just go in with realistic expectations, and be prepared to give the massage a miss.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Moscow adventure, starting… checks notes frantically …at Apartment Hanaka Domodedovo 20. Honestly, the address alone sounds like a Russian spy novel. Let's see if the reality lives up to the hype.
My Utterly Chaotic Moscow Itinerary (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blini)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Apartment Mystery
- Morning (or what passes for it after jet lag): Landed at Domodedovo Airport. The first thing I remember is the sheer chill of the Russian air. Also, the taxi driver who seemed to think we were auditioning for the Fast & Furious franchise. Made it to Apartment Hanaka. The building itself… well, let's just say it had character. More character than I have after a red-eye, for sure.
- Anecdote: Finding the key to the apartment was like a treasure hunt. Instructions unclear, buried in the tiniest print I've ever seen. I swear, I spent a solid half-hour squinting at a blurry picture on my phone, trying to decipher the location of the lockbox. Finally, SUCCESS! Victory tasted like instant coffee and existential dread.
- Afternoon: Apartment inspection. It's…functional. Let's leave it at that. Got the wifi sorted (thank god), and then collapsed on the surprisingly comfortable bed. Needed a nap. Jet lag is a beast, and it's currently kicking my arse.
- Evening: Attempted (and failed) to find a decent restaurant. Wandered around the neighborhood, feeling thoroughly lost and out of my depth. Ended up in a little hole-in-the-wall place and ordered… something. It involved a meat sauce and a language barrier. Fingers crossed it wasn't horse.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer volume of people smoking on the streets is staggering. It's like stepping back in time to a pre-health-conscious era. Every exhale forms into a ghostly cloud in the cold air.
Day 2: Red Square and the Soul of Russia (or at least my attempt to find it)
- Morning: Finally, a good night's sleep! (Or at least a sleep that didn't involve me waking every hour.) Today, we do the tourist thing. Red Square, here I come! Public transport was an experience. The metro is beautiful, like a cavernous, marble-clad art gallery. The packed crowds, however, were not so artistic.
- Afternoon: Red Square. Wow. Just…wow. St. Basil's Cathedral is even more mind-blowingly gorgeous in person. The sheer scale of everything is overwhelming. Took a million photos. Felt slightly like a sheep being herded through the throngs of tourists.
- Rambling Thought: The sheer weight of history in Red Square is palpable. You can practically feel the ghosts of past emperors, revolutionary rallies, and the weight of the Cold War. A little overwhelming, to be honest.
- Emotional Reaction: I stood there, gazing at St. Basil's, and I had this unexpected, overwhelming feeling of…being small. In a good way. Like, the universe is vast, and I'm just a tiny speck, yet somehow, still here, experiencing it all. It sounds cheesy, I know, but there it is.
- Evening: Dinner at a traditional Russian restaurant. Ordered a plate of herring (I think!) and a shot of something that burned all the way down. Still not entirely sure what I consumed.
- Imperfection: I'm terrible with names. I can remember the lyrics of obscure 80s songs but forget the names of the places I'm seeing! My memories are just flashes of colour and emotions.
Day 3: The Tretyakov Gallery and My Blini Obsession Takes Hold
- Morning: Hit up the Tretyakov Gallery. Holy art gods! The sheer beauty of the Russian icons is unbelievable. I could have spent days lost in there.
- Doubling Down: I found a specific icon of Virgin Mary that gripped me. I stood there, transfixed, for what felt like an hour. The colours, the details! It felt like the artist had captured something truly spiritual. When I finally left, it left a mark on my soul.
- Afternoon: More art, more awe. My feet are starting to ache, but I just can't stop staring at the paintings. Really a mind-blowing experience!
- Evening: The Blini Revelation. Okay, so here's the thing. I've become completely obsessed with Blini. I've eaten them every single day. I mean, thin pancakes, filled with deliciousness? Utter perfection! Tried a place in Arbat Street, with both sweet and savoury fillings. Pure bliss.
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, if they tried to ban Blini I would lose my mind. It's the perfect food. End of argument.
- Stream-of-Consciousness: I need to learn how to make these things. Maybe I should take a cooking class. No, I'm too lazy. Maybe I should just keep eating them. Actually, I should probably eat some right now.
Day 4: The Kremlin and a Moment of Melancholy
- Morning: The Kremlin! Impressive! Even more hordes of tourists. But the Armoury Chamber was incredible, filled with jewels and treasures. The crown jewels actually made me gasp out loud.
- Afternoon: Walked by the Alexander Garden. A beautiful spot.
- Evening: Dinner. Another restaurant, another attempt to decipher the menu. Managed to order something that wasn't entirely terrifying. Sat by myself, feeling a mild wave of homesickness and wondering why I couldn't speak Russian.
- Emotional Reaction: A touch of melancholy settled over me. Travel is amazing, but it can also be lonely. Sometimes I just miss my friends, my cat, and the comfort of the familiar. But, hey, a little sadness is probably healthy.
- Honest Language: Okay, I'm admitting it: I cried a little while journaling in my apartment. Not a huge cry, just a few sniffles.
- Imperfection: Still struggling with the bus system. I somehow ended up on the wrong bus three times today.
Day 5: Departure (and a Farewell to Blini)
- Morning: Last Blini breakfast. I savoured every bite, knowing that they would probably never taste quite as good again once i was home.
- Afternoon: Taxi to Domodedovo Airport. The driver had an even wilder driving style than the first one.
- Evening: Goodbye, Moscow. You were chaotic, beautiful, confusing, and completely unforgettable. I'll be back. And next time, I'm taking a Blini-making class.
- Quirky Observation (Final): The sheer number of women in fur hats! I felt like I was on a glamorous movie set.
And that's it! My disastrous, wonderful, and utterly chaotic trip to Moscow, complete. I would rate it a 9/10, only losing a point for the language barrier. But it was an experience, and I wouldn't trade it for anything!
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Hanaka Domodedovo: Moscow's... *Best* Apartment? (2023 Insider Review - Hold My Vodka!)
Alright, spill the beans. Is Hanaka Domodedovo REALLY as amazing as the glossy photos make it seem?
**The Good (Mostly):** The location is fantastic if you need to be near Domodedovo Airport, and the owner, despite the aforementioned crooked picture frame, was incredibly helpful. The apartment itself is stylish, modern, and the bed? Oh, the bed. Clouds, I tell you. I practically melted into it after the flight.
**The Not-So-Good (Minor Gripes):** The wifi was a bit... temperamental. And, and... I swear there might have been a faint smell of... someone's *previous* pet, even though it was immaculate. But maybe my nose is a detective. Anyway, minor stuff.
Location, Location, Location! Is it actually convenient for Domodedovo Airport? (Because, let’s be real, Moscow traffic...)
I actually *enjoyed* the commute. Okay, "enjoyed" is an exaggeration. But it was, like, a relaxing Uber ride. I even had time to grab a coffee and a pastry before my flight, which is practically unheard of. It was a game changer. If you're flying out of Domodedovo, this location alone makes it a contender.
One word of warning: Double-check the actual directions. I, being the genius that I am, almost got lost on the first attempt. There's a slightly confusing roundabout situation involved. Learned from my mistakes... hopefully!
The Apartment Itself: Is it actually *livable*? Or just pretty? What about the kitchen?
It's livable. Not cramped, it has enough space. I’d say it's well-designed. It’s like someone actually thought about how a person might *live* there, not just how it would look in a magazine. There might have been a small coffee maker, and believe me, that was a lifesaver after my flight.
The biggest drawback? Missing one major item: the *dish soap*. I had to go to a convenience store. First world problems, I know. But come on... who forgets dish soap?
Cleaning? Is it spotless? Or a bit... "lived in"?
Okay, let's talk Wi-Fi. Reliable? Or the bane of your existence? (Because let's face it, we *need* our internet.)
I was desperately trying to Skype with my family, and the connection kept cutting out. It's incredibly frustrating when you're trying to communicate, and it's like the internet is playing games! It was particularly bad in the evenings. I ended up having to go to a local cafe for a reliable connection. This wasn't ideal, as I was staying at Hanaka Domodedovo to have privacy.
So, a word of warning: if you absolutely NEED rock-solid internet for work or important video calls, maybe bring a backup, or consider a different accommodation. It's not *horrible*, but it's... unreliable.
The Owner! The Make-or-Break Factor... How's the service? Were they helpful?
They even helped me when I managed to lock myself out (yes, really). Seriously, they were a lifesaver! However, they never mention anything about the faint smell of a previous pet.
Would you stay there again? The ultimate question!
I'd just pack my own dish soap and mentally prepare for the Wi-Fi to be a touch temperamental. And, you know, maybe don't stare at the picture frames too closely.
Look, it's not perfect. There are imperfections, like in everything; real-world, you know? But if you're flying out of Domodedovo, and you want something comfortable and practical, it's a very solid choice.
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