Unbelievable Arkananta Villa: Your Yogyakarta Dream Escape Awaits!
Unbelievable Arkananta Villa: Yogyakarta Dream Escape? … Hold on a Sec, Let's Dive In!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a review of the Unbelievable Arkananta Villa in Yogyakarta, and believe me, it was… unbelievable. Let's just say my expectations went in one direction, and my actual experience took me on a wild, slightly chaotic, but ultimately deeply satisfying trip. Get ready for a roller coaster of emotions, because that's what this place is.
Accessibility: (Mostly Okay, But a Few Hiccups)
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. They say they're working on it, and I applaud the effort. The common areas, like the lobby and the restaurant where I tried to order some rendang (more on that later… sigh), were pretty navigable. Elevators are a godsend when you're hauling luggage or nursing a slightly over-indulgent evening. But… I did notice a few moments where a ramp would've been a life-saver, and the whole "accessibility" thing felt more like a work in progress than a finished masterpiece. I saw a few older couples attempting to climb some stairs and it made me wince a little. My opinion: Arkananta, keep improving here, okay??
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Nope, I can't comment on this. I did not even look further.
Wheelchair accessible: As mentioned above, it's a mix of good and not-so-good. Some areas are great, but some might be tricky. Always call ahead to confirm specific needs. Don't rely on promises, ask questions.
Internet: (Bless the Wi-Fi Gods!)
Listen, I need my internet. I’m that person, the one glued to their phone, the one who panics when the little Wi-Fi bars start to dip. So, knowing there was Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and decent internet access in general was a huge relief. The Internet [LAN] option… I didn’t even bother, let’s be honest. Wi-Fi felt smooth and steady, even down by the swimming pool [outdoor]. The other Internet services are probably great, I just didn't use them. My opinion: The Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. Never underestimate the importance of a good internet connection, especially when you're trying to find the perfect Instagram filter for your pool pics. Prioritize it like your life depends on it.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: (Spa Day, Anyone?)
This is where Arkananta really shines. Ooooh, the things to do! And oh boy, did I do them! First, the swimming pool! Gorgeous, with that infinity-pool-overlooking-the-rice-paddies vibe that Instagram dreams are made of. I spent far too long there, pretending I was a sophisticated travel blogger. Beyond the pool, the spa was calling my name. I went for a Body scrub. I'm talking, seriously, like my skin was glowing for days afterward. It was heavenly. Pure bliss. Seriously, If you're tired, take a massage, or a Spa/sauna! My opinion: The spa? Worth. Every. Penny. Seriously, book a treatment, and then book another. You’ll thank me later. Okay, maybe you won't, but I’m betting you will. It makes a long flight worth it. I really felt like I was melting into the earth and enjoying the Pool with a View!!!
- The Gym/fitness: Sadly, I have to admit that I did not step into the fitness center. I was too busy enjoying the other amenities.
- Sauna/Steamroom: I didn't get around to these, but they looked enticing. Next time!
- Foot bath: I was told they had one, if I needed it!
Cleanliness and Safety: (Feeling Safe? YES!)
Okay, the pandemic era has made me a cleanliness freak. Let's be real. Arkananta gets it. They had the Anti-viral cleaning products, the Daily disinfection in common areas, and the Room sanitization opt-out available which gave me major peace of mind. Hot water linen and laundry washing was also a huge plus. The Staff trained in safety protocol and the cashless payment service helped prevent the need to touch cash. First aid kit? Check. Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. I, for one, felt incredibly safe there. They even had Sterilizing equipment at the ready. I felt there was a serious focus on safety. My opinion: Absolutely commendable. They’ve clearly invested in safety, which made the entire experience much more relaxing.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes! The proof is in the clean.
- Safe dining setup: Felt safe in the restaurant.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Absolutely.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly enforced, but keep an eye out!
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to be sure
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Food Adventures…and Mishaps!)
Alright, let's talk food. This is where Arkananta was truly…unpredictable. I dove into the Asian breakfast with a Coffee/tea in restaurant. Buffet in restaurant? Absolutely. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was generally pretty delicious. Now, the International cuisine in restaurant? That's where things got interesting. I tried to order a salad in restaurant from the menu, and then, the rendang. One night, I made a rookie mistake and ordered the steak. It was okay. Then, there's the poolside bar, which was a godsend after a long day of exploring. Happy hour? Yes, please! Room service [24-hour]? Always a bonus. The Desserts in restaurant were… well, let’s just say the presentation was on point, even if the taste wasn't always.
A la carte in restaurant: Yes, but the menu was not always on-point.
Bottle of water: Free, and often.
Breakfast [buffet]: Good spread!
Buffet in restaurant: Yes, for breakfast.
Coffee shop: Perfect for a quick caffeine fix.
Snack bar: Convenient!
Soup in restaurant: I did not try.
Vegetarian restaurant I did not try
Western breakfast I did not try.
Western cuisine in restaurant As stated above, it was hit or miss.
My opinion: The food was a rollercoaster, but the variety was good. Lower your food standards a bit, and embrace the adventure. You might discover a hidden gem. But stick to the local cuisine.
Services and Conveniences: (They Think of Everything!)
Listen, this place has it all. They practically hand you a butler on arrival. From Air conditioning in public area to Daily housekeeping, from Concierge to Laundry service, they thought of EVERYTHING. The Facilities for disabled guests (though, see my earlier accessibility comment) were appreciated. The Cash withdrawal was convenient when I needed to get some local cash. I also appreciated having a Gift/souvenir shop on site!
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential.
- Cash withdrawal: Very convenient.
- Concierge: Super helpful!
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless rooms.
- Dry cleaning: Helpful if needed.
- Elevator: A lifesaver.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Appreciated.
- Food delivery: I did not use.
- Invoice provided: Useful for business travelers.
- Ironing service: Helpful.
- Laundry service: Very convenient.
- Luggage storage: No problem.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always a good idea.
- Smoking area: Available.
My opinion: They really go the extra mile to make your stay comfortable. It's that feeling of being pampered that really makes a difference.
- For the kids: I did not use these services.
- Getting around: I did not use these services.
- Available in all rooms: I did not use these services.
Available in All Rooms:
- Additional toilet: (didn't need it)
- Air conditioning: Yay!
- Alarm clock: Worked great.
- Bathrobes: Luxurious!
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleeping in.
- Carpeting: Nice touch.
- Closet: Plenty of space.
- Coffee/tea maker: Fantastic!
- Complimentary tea: Lovely.
- **Hair dryer
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my trip to Arkananta Villa in Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Expect some sand in your metaphorical shoes, a few lost maps, and maybe, just maybe, a minor existential crisis or two. Let's roll!
Arkananta Villa: My Yogyakarta Romp - (Probably Unreliable) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Doubt in a Pool
- Morning (Errr…whenever I actually get on the plane): Alright, so the flight's booked, the bags are packed, and I'm pretty sure I haven't left my passport at home this time (knock on wood, because last time… well, let's just say the airport security guards got a real chuckle). I'm buzzing with anticipation, but also a healthy dose of "what the hell am I doing?" The usual pre-trip jitters, amplified by a healthy fear of questionable airplane food and the looming possibility of a lost suitcase.
- Afternoon: Arrival at Arkananta Villa – Holy Moly, It’s Real! This place… wow. The pictures online completely did it justice. Seriously, they didn't even have to Photoshop the chlorine out of the pool. First impressions? Tropical bliss. The staff welcomed me with a smile that felt utterly genuine, which instantly melted the travel stress from my bones. I promptly dropped my bags (and probably a few expectations) in my villa. The villa! I felt like a movie star, or at least someone who'd won the lottery.
- Late Afternoon: Poolside Pondering (and Probably Way Too Much Sunscreen Application): Okay, here’s the thing. The pool. Oh. My. God. I spent at least an hour just… floating. Staring at the sky. Thinking. Not thinking thinking, but more like, "Wow, this is pretty. I should probably reapply sunscreen. Should I order a Bintang? Is it too early for a Bintang?" I spent the rest of the afternoon wondering if I belonged in this place, and if I should text every person I knew.
- Evening: Dinner Disaster (Totally Kidding, It Was Perfect): Dinner at the villa – a private meal. I was pretty sure I’d accidentally ordered everything on the menu, but the food was spectacular. The grilled fish! The spicy noodles! I have no idea what half of it was, but it was divine. Maybe it was the setting, maybe it was the jetlag, but the flavors were intense and wonderful. Okay, I might have ordered two desserts. Judge me.
Day 2: Borobudur Bliss (and the Battle of the Mosquitoes)
- Early Morning (Because That’s What You’re Supposed to Do): Okay, so I tried to be all adventurous and woke up before dawn to catch the sunrise at Borobudur. "Epic," they said. "Unforgettable," they promised. The reality? A throng of people, a somewhat obscured sunrise, and a whole lot of mosquito bites. Don't get me wrong, Borobudur itself was incredible. The sheer size of the stupa, the intricate carvings… it was humbling. But the crowds! And those dang mosquitoes! I became convinced I was mosquito buffet.
- Late Morning: Still Buzzing From Buddhism…and Bites: After the epic mosquito-fest at Borobudur, I decided to ditch the tour and wander on my own. I'm normally not a huge "history buff," but walking around the temple was actually quite fascinating. I'm not sure how many Buddhas I managed to see, but it was interesting. Also, more mosquito bites. Seriously, those things were relentless!
- Afternoon: Relaxing (Kinda) Back At The Villa: Where I Realize I Left My Sunglasses. All the relaxing at the villa. So much time to do absolutely nothing. I was planning to read a book by the pool or take some time to think. Instead, I spend an hour looking for my sunglasses. The book was still untouched, the thoughts still unthought.
- Evening: A Little Massage (Yay!), And an Emotional Food Revelation: I booked a massage at the villa. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated, muscle-melting bliss. After the massage, I felt like a new woman. The food. Later that night, I had a simple meal. Everything was wonderful, and I kept thinking, "This is why I came here!"
- Side Note: Before leaving, I did a bit of shopping at the local market. I had fun haggling, but I also felt like an idiot.
Day 3: Volcano, Vomit, and Victory (Maybe)
- Morning: Jeep Tour to Mount Merapi (With a Side of Mild Anxiety): I decided to do the Mount Merapi jeep tour. I figured, "Hey, adventure!" What I didn't factor in? The sheer amount of dust. The bumpy roads. The fact that I get carsick on smooth surfaces. The scenery was pretty incredible, though. The volcano loomed in the distance, a reminder of nature's raw power. There was a sense of awe and a lot of white-knuckle gripping.
- Lunch: That Chicken I Shouldn’t Have Eaten: Okay, so I think I got hit with a bit of food poisoning. I spent the afternoon… well, let's just say close to the hotel bathroom. The chicken at lunch was probably not the best idea.
- Late Afternoon: Recovering (Hopefully): So, after the bathroom adventures, I took a nap and drank gallons of water. Eventually, I started to feel a little better. I even managed to drag myself to the pool.
- Evening: Finding My Zen (Sort Of) and Packing (Ugh): Okay, maybe I was exaggerating when I was vomiting, because in the end it was fine. I went to the garden just as the sun was setting, and just as I was getting ready to leave, I got the most amazing feeling. I sat there and thought about how wonderful the whole trip had been. Now it’s time to pack. Oh, the dread.
Day 4: Departure - Bittersweet (and Hopefully No More Food Poisoning)
- Morning: One Last Breakfast (And Praying My Tummy Cooperates): Ate a light breakfast. The food was delicious, but I ate cautiously. I was actually sad to leave. Seriously, I wish I could stay!
- Departure: Airport Shenanigans (Fingers Crossed): The drive to the airport went smoothly. No forgotten passports, no lost luggage (yet!), just a lingering feeling of contentment and probably a slight sunburn.
Overall:
This trip wasn't perfect. There were hiccups, moments of sheer beauty, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. At the end of it, it was incredible, the best trip I think I've ever taken. And that, my friends, is what makes travel worth it. So long, Yogyakarta! Until next time… and maybe, just maybe, I'll learn how to pack light next time.
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