
Tangerang's BEST Kept Secret? This Syariah Hotel Will SHOCK You! (SUPER OYO 90358)
Tangerang's Shocking Secret: A Deep Dive into SUPER OYO 90358 – Is This REALLY Syariah? (Spoiler: Maybe!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just emerged from a whirlwind of… well, let's just say experiences at SUPER OYO 90358 in Tangerang. This place, marketed as a "Syariah Hotel," promised a unique stay. And believe me, it delivered. In ways I wasn't quite expecting. This ain't your average hotel review, folks. Get ready for the real deal, warts and all.
First Impressions & Accessibility: Feeling a Little Lost (and Confused)
Finding the place was a bit of a quest, let's be honest. GPS struggled, which immediately set the tone. Upon arrival? Well, let's just say "curb appeal" wasn't exactly the key selling point. The sign was a little… underwhelming. But hey, maybe that's part of the "secret" mystique, right?
Accessibility wise, I did notice an elevator, which is a huge plus. Getting around seemed doable for most. Definitely a sigh of relief when dragging luggage. While I didn’t spot ramps, the lobby itself looked pretty maneuverable. This is something I wish I had been able to check out.
Internet Access: The Wi-Fi Whisper
Right, the all-important internet! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Music to my ears! Except… it was more of a whisper than a shout. Let's just say streaming was… a challenge. Internet [LAN] was available, but I’m guessing that's for the more tech-savvy. I did notice no one offering it, and I don't know the specifics. But, I did notice that, the signal in public areas was more reliable. This internet situation was definitely a low point, and they should be more forthcoming about this.
Cleanliness & Safety: Anxious Moments & Sanitizing Rituals (and a Few Bugs)
Okay, let's get real. Hygiene is paramount these days. The hotel claims to follow all the enhanced protocols, featuring Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization opt-out available and Rooms sanitized between stays. I saw the attempts. Staff wielded their spray bottles with gusto.
But… (and there's always a "but," isn’t there?) I did spot a tiny, unidentifiable insect in my room. It freaked me out a little, if I'm honest. It wasn't a full-blown infestation, but it was enough to make me inspect every inch of the bed. Made me wonder if they are truly following through with the protocol. I did feel that they were at least trying. Also, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were great. Hand sanitizer was available everywhere, which was a welcome sight. and they had Hand sanitizer stations everywhere.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet Adventures and Culinary Surprises
Breakfast was included – a buffet, which is always a gamble. Asian breakfast and Western breakfast were offered. I went for the buffet. It was a mixed bag, again. A few dishes were delicious, some were… less so. The coffee? Let's just say it was a "wake-up and get-going" kind of experience.
I should also mentioned that there was a Coffee shop on site. I didn't notice a Bar or a Poolside bar, though, which was a bit of a disappointment. A cold drink by the pool would have been amazing after a long day.
I also noticed Alternative meal arrangement, which is nice; that they can adjust their menu. A la carte in restaurant? Cool. Desserts in restaurant too, if they are good. Soup in restaurant also available. Snack bar? I didn't notice one.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, the Unexpected
Concierge service was available. The staff were generally friendly and tried their best to be helpful.
Cash withdrawal was also available.
Daily housekeeping was efficient.
They had an Elevator, which is great!
Food delivery was an option.
Ironing service was available.
Laundry service as well.
Meeting/banquet facilities are there if you need them.
Safety deposit boxes were available.
Also, they have Terrace!
For the kids, they had some Kids facilities and even Babysitting service.
They had, an Outdoor venue for special events and Indoor venue for special events as well!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Dreams and Gym Hopes
Okay, they really hyped the "relax" aspect. There was a Spa, a Massage menu, and a Sauna. I was so ready for a treat. Sadly, the spa was… understaffed. They were trying, bless their hearts. But getting an appointment felt like winning the lottery. I did get a massage. It was… adequate. Not the transcendent experience I'd hoped for.
As for the Gym/fitness, I'm guessing it's there. I couldn't face it.
Rooms: The Syariah Sweet Spot?
My Room: Clean-ish, with a weird smell. Non-smoking, thank heavens. Air conditioning, a lifesaver. Free bottled water – always appreciated. Bathrobes (again, a nice touch). Blackout curtains. Desk. Hair dryer. In-room safe box. Mini bar (empty, of course). Private bathroom. Refrigerator. Seating area. Separate shower/bathtub. Toiletries. Towels. Wake-up service. Wi-Fi [free]. Window that opens.
The decor was… functional. There was a prayer mat in the drawer, which was a nice Syariah touch.
The "Syariah" Factor: Expect the Unexpected
Okay, here's the thing: this hotel claims to be Syariah-compliant. And yes, there's a prayer room, no alcohol, and the staff seem to be trying to be respectful of religious practices. But, honestly, I didn't feel it was overwhelmingly Syariah. Things were a little more relaxed than what I’d anticipate.
The Verdict: Worth a Stay? Maybe. With Caveats.
SUPER OYO 90358 is… an experience. It's not perfect. It has glitches, quirks, and a few shortcomings. The internet is patchy. The spa needs work. But the staff tries hard, which is a massive plus. The location is not too bad. And honestly, it's got a certain… charm.
If you:
- Are on a budget.
- Don't mind a little rough around the edges.
- Seek a slightly unusual experience.
- Are curious about Syariah-leaning accommodations.
Then, give it a shot.
Just Manage Your Expectations:
- The Wi-Fi might be unreliable.
- The spa experience could be hit-or-miss.
- It is not a luxury hotel.
- It's not a completely pristine setting.
This place is like a quirky, slightly imperfect friend. You might have some issues, some laughs, and some good times.
I give it a 3 out of 5 stars. Not perfect, but definitely memorable.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't just about seeing the sights, it's about feeling them. We’re diving deep, folks, into the glorious, chaotic, and potentially mosquito-infested heart of… SUPER OYO 90358 Poris Residence Syariah Tangerang Indonesia! Let's see if we can even find it!
Title: Tangerang Tango: A Tourist’s Terrible Trek (and Triumph? Maybe?)
Dates: (Let’s pretend, shall we?) Sept 15th - Sept 18th (or maybe just the 15th, depending on how fast I melt in the humidity)
Accommodation: SUPER OYO 90358 Poris Residence Syariah (Pray for me)
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Existential Dread)
- 6:00 AM (ish): Wake up, bleary-eyed and already regretting all my life choices, including this trip. Seriously, why Tangerang? Why Syariah? Why did I book a place with "SUPER OYO" in the name? (deep breath) Okay, deep breaths. Coffee is the answer. Find coffee. Find EVERYTHING.
- 7:00 AM: Pack the last-minute essentials: bug spray (a lifesaver, trust me), enough cash to bribe anyone, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Plus, a spare pair of underwear, just in case. Always.
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at Soekarno–Hatta International Airport. The air already feels like a damp, sweaty hug. This is going to be fantastic. (eye roll)
- 9:30 AM: Taxi scramble! Negotiating the price is like a mini-game of verbal warfare. I swear, these guys can smell naiveté a mile away. Finally, we agree on a price that might not bankrupt me.
- 11:00 AM: Find the Super OYO. Cross fingers. Hope it isn't a prison.
- 11:30 AM: Check-in. Pray the room has air conditioning, wifi, and doesn't require me to recite the Quran upon entry.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Room inspection. Okay, the sheets look clean-ish. The air conditioning is…working-ish. The bathroom…well, it exists. (Whispers: at least there's a toilet). Settle in. Unpack. Wonder why I can't just stay glued to the AC.
- 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: Food Quest! The rumbling in my stomach is a legitimate crisis. Google Maps search for ANY restaurant within a reasonable distance. (Fingers crossed it's not all spicy stuff). I’m craving something familiar. Pasta? Grilled Cheese? Okay, I'm setting myself up for disappointment.
- 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The Food Experience. Find the restaurant. The food is…indonesian. It's okay. I eat it and it's edible so it's a win.
- 4:00-6:00 PM: Rest. Maybe cry. Acclimatize. Try to read. Probably end up napping and drooling on the questionable pillow.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset stroll (attempt). Walk around the area. Sweat buckets. Become immediately covered in mosquito bites. Think seriously about calling it a day.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Find somewhere to eat that is, once more, within walking distance. It is okay. The food is okay. Am I being too negative?
- 8:00 PM: Back to the Room. Watch some TV. Try to avoid thinking about all the things I should have done with my life instead of being here.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Pray. Sleep. Maybe.
Day 2: Exploring (Or Maybe Not)
- 7:00 AM: Wake Up! I'm surprisingly awake, and feel ready to tackle the day. This changes every five minutes in this humidity, so I'm not making any promises.
- 8:00 AM: Explore the area. I attempt to walk around the city. I spot some local people. It seems fine.
- 9:00 AM: I find a place for breakfast. This time, my stomach is slightly happier.
- 10:00 AM: Wander a market. Try to learn what the local people are eating. Find the food. Realize I don't know what anything is. Decide to try it anyway.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Back to the restaurant nearby.
- 1:00 PM: Walk around. Have an existential crisis. It is hot.
- 3:00 PM: More walking around. The market is great. Start to enjoy it.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. I'm done.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Read.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Last Day.
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Pack.
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Check out.
- 11:00 AM: Airport.
Day 4: Back to Reality
- Every day is a new adventure in being back home.
Quirky Observations and Ramblings:
- The humidity here is like a living, breathing entity. It clings to you, judges you, and makes you question every choice you've ever made.
- The sounds! The roosters crowing, the motorbikes, the calls to prayer… It’s this constant background hum that is the soundtrack of Tangerang.
- People here are generally friendly. A little shy, maybe, but curious and kind. Though my limited Indonesian skills lead to many awkward smiles and pointing.
- I feel like the ultimate tourist disaster in this place. A sweaty, bug-bitten, slightly-overwhelmed disaster.
- Am I enjoying myself? Who knows! Maybe. Probably not. But hey, at least I've got this. And I'll never, ever, forget this trip. Or maybe I will, because my memory is terrible. Whatever.
Important Considerations (aka, My Mistakes So You Don't Make Them):
- BUG SPRAY: Seriously. Apply liberally and often. Unless you want to donate blood.
- CASH: ATMs are probably available, but carrying some local currency is smart, and good for negotiation.
- Language: Learn a few basic Indonesian phrases. It shows respect. (Even if you butcher them, like I will.)
- Pace Yourself: This isn’t a race. Take breaks. Hydrate. Embrace the chaos. And try not to have a complete meltdown.
- Expect the Unexpected: Things will go wrong. Just roll with it. It's part of the adventure (or maybe the misery).
Final Thoughts:
This trip is going to be a messy, probably uncomfortable, and likely hilarious disaster. But hey, that's life, right? I'm embracing the chaos. I'm bracing for the mosquitoes. I'm hoping the food is okay. And I'm praying that I'll survive to tell the tale. Wish me luck. And a clean hotel room. Seriously, a clean hotel room would be great.
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Tangerang's "Best Kept Secret"? (SUPER OYO 90358) - Let's Unpack This Mess!
Okay, so, what's the actual secret? Is this place really *that* shocking?
So, "Syariah Hotel" – what does that even *mean* for a clueless Westerner like Myself?
Right. So, what about the *actual* experience? Tell me EVERYTHING. The good, the bad, the ridiculously awkward...
Oh! And the prayer room. Beautifully decorated. But the constant calls to prayer echoing through the hallways? I didn't know if I was meant to be in there or in my room, it was confusing.
Then there was the thing where the *TV* never worked. I'm not sure if it was intentional, like a "keep the temptations at bay" situation, or just a broken TV...
Was there a vibe of judgement? Did you feel like you were being watched?
Okay, so, the elephant (or maybe pig, given the Syariah thing) in the room: Would you go back?
I'd probably go back... eventually. Just not tomorrow. I need to digest that mystery meat a little longer. And maybe pack my own Wi-Fi router.
Any final thoughts, or little gems of wisdom for potential SUPER OYO 90358 adventurers?


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